http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54871 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 11:48:40 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54871#post-158704 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 11:37:42 +0000 sigmund 158704@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5* Love the ‘flatliner’ name. Rumours abound that Robert Hays, Julie Hagerty and Leslie Nielsen are crew members. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54871#post-158685 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 10:39:07 +0000 writinginbsl 158685@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>lovely</p> <p>stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54871#post-158554 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 19:18:13 +0000 Squudge 158554@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Indeed - stars from me for the brief brief snort with everything deleted after 'back in business'. Bloody funny shortie. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54871#post-158542 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 18:09:34 +0000 Boutros 158542@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>V. good! I'm sure it could be developed further in the news story style and maybe not go into a sketch at the end. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54871#post-158516 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 16:02:33 +0000 Gerontius 158516@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Boeing say a new service aimed at their less safety conscious passengers could be up and running as early as the weekend.<br /> Guy Francis said that Boeing’s Flatliner – their budget ‘wing and a prayer’ trans Atlantic service will bypass all current safety checks and just go for it.<br /> The aircraft, which has a history of fuel leaks, electrical fires and brake problems was passed unfit for service earlier today and the first flight should be ready for take-off around the same time as the first winter blizzards are due to hit UK runways.<br /> Boeing says it had over 50 Flatliners on their books when the aircraft was first introduced in 1979 but only 12 can still be accounted for.<br /> ‘But the good news is that they’re all here....in the UK’ said Mr.Francis ‘and as soon as we can find a pilot sober enough for take-off then we’re back in business. And here he is.<br /> Excuse me Sir....that’s a broom cupboard....the cockpit’s over here.<br /> He’ll be all right, just keep feeding him black coffee and keep him awake ...just don’t let him open a window this time....tell him to use an ash-tray’. </p>