http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54785 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 11:48:02 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54785#post-158317 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 20:21:38 +0000 charlies_hat 158317@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm sure in the book she's a corpse though G. Maybe she's buried in a 3 mile radius? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54785#post-158291 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:53:59 +0000 Gerontius 158291@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mary.....the people around here are more the Daphne du Maurier types.<br /> Apparently she only lives about 3 miles away from here. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54785#post-158285 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:34:27 +0000 nickb 158285@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I am an ex teacher and once marked a book review which innocently said "I recommend this book to girls who like big climaxes" And a biology colleague marked a homework informing him that light "passes through the lens of the eye and is focused on the rectum" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54785#post-158237 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 15:08:17 +0000 Mary Evans 158237@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I love my students. A verbatim quote from one of their essays, analysing sexuality in 'Emma':</p> <p>'Jane Austen describes passion, feelings and seduction, which are more powerful and tempting than to describe Emma as "handsome, clever, and with enormous tits..."'</p> <p>I've given her a first, naturally. </p>