http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54774 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 12:36:52 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54774#post-158521 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 16:20:03 +0000 Son of Barnabas 158521@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>...she would coyly move away at the same speed always remaining at a bloody long arm's length away</blockquote><br /> That comes pretty close to Einstein's extra-special (with fried rice) theory of relativity </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54774#post-158513 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 15:52:22 +0000 beau-jolly 158513@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I share your sence of relief S o B.<br /> I am planning to go to a wine tasting at the Oval next week. If it had been this week I would have been getting off at Vauxhall only about 4 hours after the crash. Makes you think don't it?</p> <p>BTW I suspect that if you headed towards the lovely Rebecca she would coyly move away at the same speed always remaining at a bloody long arm's length away (or barge pole depending on your age and pickiness) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54774#post-158292 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 18:59:02 +0000 Paddy Berzinski 158292@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Having read that other thread, I get the joke. I wish I'd thought of it. Is Rebecca busy tonight? Three miles is a long way for a rejection. Have some stars for a lovely idea. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54774#post-158273 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 17:36:04 +0000 Son of Barnabas 158273@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hahaha! Excellent riposte Becks!<br /> Laughed so much I nearly wet myself.</p> <p>Actually, on a more serious note, I have just realised that the helicopter crashed literally yards away from the railway where my train passed through only minutes before... well, when I say "my train" I mean the train I would have been on if I had gone in to work today rather than work from home... but still, a near miss I think you will agree! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54774#post-158257 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 16:34:35 +0000 The Real Rebecca 158257@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Now you're taking the piss boys! I can accommodate any guy's horsemeat but can't be doing with a man who can't control his chopper x </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54774#post-158243 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 15:17:46 +0000 Sinnick 158243@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great stuff </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54774#post-158220 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 14:33:34 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 158220@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The innest of in-jokes. Well done.</p> <p>Should be "mature lady" rather than "young lady" though surely? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54774#post-158216 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 14:29:57 +0000 Nowherefast 158216@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>twisted and curiously excellent. stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54774#post-158205 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 13:59:39 +0000 Midfield Diamond 158205@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Appalling. Have some stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54774#post-158170 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 13:03:34 +0000 Not Amused 158170@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>ha ! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54774#post-158160 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 12:47:46 +0000 Gerontius 158160@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Eye-witness report<br /> A young lady who was updating her on-line dating profile at the exact moment the helicopter crashed says the accident was only about 3 miles from where she lives and any single firemen or ambulance drivers looking for romance are welcome to pop round for a cup of tea.<br /> meanwhile on the othere side of town<br /> A young lady who was updating her on-line dating profile said the Tesco store that sold the horsemeat burger is only about 3 miles from where she lives and any delivery boy or abattoir worker looking for romance is welcome to pop round for a cup of tea </p>