http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54769 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 23:25:30 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54769#post-158271 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 17:32:28 +0000 Lens Cap 158271@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Too late, you've clearly put some thought into it </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54769#post-158269 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 17:26:48 +0000 Midnight Dreary 158269@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent idea, button:</p> <p>"Tesco's 'value' Trojan Horse range found to contain 29% Greek soldier".</p> <p>Has that been done? I might post it in the chat room. :-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54769#post-158263 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 17:05:35 +0000 button 158263@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It was a Trojan burger VCG.</p> <p>I think that's called a cream pie idiot, Rebecca will know. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54769#post-158214 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 14:21:13 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 158214@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Re-post it in the chat room.</p> <p>Once you've washed your hands, you don't want to get arse-cream on your keyboard.</p> <p>That must have been a hell of a big burger to have a horse hidden inside it anyway. Or am I misunderstanding this? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54769#post-158213 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 14:19:05 +0000 Idiot 158213@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep, should have put it into the chat room, my mistake. Anyway, I'm off to put some cream on my slapped arse. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54769#post-158212 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 14:15:14 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 158212@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I quite liked it. Maybe chat room rather than writers’ room for sharing jokes that aren’t intended for consideration for use? I think we need a ruling from the powers that be, it’s important to have rules to follow so that you can mercilessly abuse anybody who ignores them, or is unaware of them.</p> <p>On a related note, I haven’t seen the news for days so had no idea what all the horse gags were about. I’ve since found out. I assume the burgers were part of the Finest range if they included actual meat, horse or otherwise? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54769#post-158210 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 14:12:44 +0000 stalinetta 158210@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ooh er handbags. Is this because the 'worst' thing in the comedy universe is to steal a joke? Also, is it not Mark Zuckerberg who should get upset? After all we signed everything we ever said, in real life as well as on FB, plus our bodies and souls over to him when we joined FB and accepted terms and conditions?</p> <p>Just wondering. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54769#post-158209 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 14:12:16 +0000 pinxit 158209@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@Tripod. 'Like'. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54769#post-158204 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 13:59:05 +0000 Tripod 158204@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>I'm retired so need a hobby to fill my days.</blockquote></p> <p>Lone gunman? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54769#post-158202 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 13:56:10 +0000 Gerontius 158202@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lens....you wouldn't have a brother called Dutch by any chance.<br /> Only there are certain similarities </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54769#post-158199 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 13:51:31 +0000 Midfield Diamond 158199@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I also thought it was good Idiot, thanks for sharing. The one I saw made reference to the old Just Say No To Drugs campaign: </p> <p>Value Burgers - Just Say Neigh </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54769#post-158197 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 13:47:01 +0000 Lens Cap 158197@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm retired so need a hobby to fill my days.</p> <p>You seem a little up tight. There's no need to use caps lock</p> <p> You said you nicked it then got upset when people say you nicked it saying that you actually shared it not stole it. I'm confused. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54769#post-158194 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 13:41:34 +0000 Idiot 158194@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ok, a disclaimer for those who still don't understand this very simple concept:</p> <p>THE ABOVE JOKE WAS NEVER INTENDED FOR PUBLICATION. IT MADE ME LAUGH AND I THOUGHT SOME PEOPLE ON HERE MIGHT FIND IT FUNNY AS WELL, SO I SHARED IT. </p> <p>Can't you find something more productive to do with your time, Lens Cap? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54769#post-158192 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 13:36:07 +0000 Lens Cap 158192@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I may be old but not stupid </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54769#post-158189 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 13:32:30 +0000 Lens Cap 158189@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh and hold on. You said yourself you 'nicked off Facebook' so you should be getting shirty with yourself for accusing yourself of theft </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54769#post-158187 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 13:30:14 +0000 Lens Cap 158187@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If I went to a shop and liked the look of a a big bag of malteasers is it ok to just take them as long as I share? Sorry officer I was sharing not stealing, now let me share your CS spray. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54769#post-158184 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 13:25:12 +0000 Idiot 158184@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sharing, not stealing. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54769#post-158182 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 13:18:04 +0000 Lens Cap 158182@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No, one star for stealing a joke. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54769#post-158181 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 13:14:15 +0000 Idiot 158181@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>One-starred for providing a public service, eh. Cuts deep. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54769#post-158139 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 11:04:02 +0000 Idiot 158139@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>....moved to chat room. </p>