http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54696 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 00:01:07 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54696#post-157953 Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:31:10 +0000 Perks 157953@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely, especially the final paragraph. I hope they do release it for leap frog. One of my kids starts big school in September so I want her prepared </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54696#post-157948 Tue, 15 Jan 2013 19:17:28 +0000 waylandsmithy 157948@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Heavily armed introverts have slammed a decision by the NRA to exclusively release their new shooting game on the iPad. 'NRA: Practice What You Breech' is available for download through iTunes, if you can trust those pinko liberals with your data.</p> <p>'When I heard the NRA was finally going to teach me how to shoot without having to meet anyone in person, I celebrated by firing my assault rifle in the air', said Brady Gerald (23). 'But the lack of support for Jelly Bean leaves me seething with an inner rage. I'd go down there and shoot them all, if they weren't so heavily armed.'</p> <p>The NRA has promised to develop the game for other platforms over the next few months, including the VTech junior tablet and the LeapFrog LeapPad for under fives. But a spokesman ruled out support for the Linux-based operating system; 'those weird freaks scare the shit out of us.' </p>