http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54599 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 12:07:10 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54599#post-157625 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 22:23:22 +0000 Dick Everyman 157625@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That's the best hole for it, I've always found ;0) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54599#post-157624 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 22:16:31 +0000 Dawsons creek 157624@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thank you dick I forgot the word for posh pate and I've packed it in the paté hole. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54599#post-157621 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 22:10:41 +0000 Dick Everyman 157621@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Paté? Surely foie gras...</p> <p>Nice though DC with just a delicate hint of greasy bum sex at the end. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54599#post-157614 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 21:22:39 +0000 stalinetta 157614@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I need to get some nasty mental picture out of my head now. Also like the laconic ' is considered a heart throb' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54599#post-157609 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 20:51:30 +0000 Dawsons creek 157609@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm wondering now if he should be more someone who knows how to butter up an arsehole what with the flattery stuff with Vladimir Putin? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54599#post-157608 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 20:46:20 +0000 Tripod 157608@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Disturbingly funny... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54599#post-157607 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 20:41:07 +0000 Dawsons creek 157607@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Britain's largest transport aircraft has been offered to the French, so that Gérard Depardieu can be airlifted to the Mali frontline. In a daring operation that exceeded the airframe's carrying capacity by some 26%, Depardieu was delivered intact but hungry and dangerously low on wine.</p> <p>"As soon as I heard about Mali, I phoned my agent to see if such a trip was tax-deductable", said the actor. "Then I had lunch, some patisseries and a small bucket of brandy. After that it was time for a money wash, a whole roast goose and a litre or so of pernod. Then I was struck in the back by a grappling hook, and winched aboard the plane."</p> <p>The flight logistics were difficult and involved several in-air refuelling exercises. "The RAF does not yet have the capability to store more than a tonne and a half of carefully refrigerated foie gras on a plane", explained Depardieu. The sweat-drenched hulk is considered a 'heart throb' in his ex-native France, and as such is required by his insurers to always travel with at least four defibrilators and a couple of cardiac surgeons.</p> <p>Depardieu spent an entertaining evening showing troops how to run away to Russia, and how to urinate and projectile vomit simultaneously while eyeing up young girls. A delighted general forgave Depardieu for destroying two latrines and a mess tent, describing the star as a 'delicate and considerate lover' who certainly knew his way around an anus.</p> <p>Hat tip to Dick Everyman </p>