http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54597 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:00:49 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54597#post-157840 Tue, 15 Jan 2013 08:49:10 +0000 Backup Brian 157840@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Aside from the filth, I love the swipe at HR. nice fp. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54597#post-157830 Tue, 15 Jan 2013 08:21:47 +0000 Yikes 157830@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well played Squudge! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54597#post-157822 Tue, 15 Jan 2013 07:48:40 +0000 Squudge 157822@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yay! &lt;happy feet dance&gt; </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54597#post-157813 Tue, 15 Jan 2013 06:55:07 +0000 Dick Everyman 157813@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hi Ho Hi Ho it's off to the FP you go!!!!!! Well done Squudge ;0) Brilliant! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54597#post-157659 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 08:23:21 +0000 Golgo13 157659@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In Beppu, Japan, there is a museum of sexual imagery that ends with a full-size mannekin version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, mid-orgy, in their cabin...</p> <p>There are also lots of 18th Century woodblock prints depicting the pleasure districts of Edo (Tokyo), and massive wooden phallus/vulva carvings used as fertility symbols in Shinto rites - so far so cultural - then just before you exit via the gift shop !BOOM! Snow White as you've never seen her before.</p> <p><a href="http://www.lonelyplanet.com/japan/kyushu/beppu/sights/museum/hihokan-sex-museum" rel="nofollow">http://www.lonelyplanet.com/japan/kyushu/beppu/sights/museum/hihokan-sex-museum</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54597#post-157655 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 07:56:45 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 157655@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice one Squudge. I do like a bit of smut in the morning. I'm sure there was a film out called Clitty Clitty Gang Bang...apparently. Definitely sounds like Disney was involved there as well. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54597#post-157651 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 07:16:15 +0000 Squudge 157651@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>ppfft.. all I get is frogs, toads and trolls<br /> :-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54597#post-157638 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 00:01:15 +0000 Dick Everyman 157638@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hope your Prince will cum...</p> <p>Stars ***** </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54597#post-157629 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 22:51:37 +0000 Squudge 157629@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>got it - some changes incorporated.</p> <p><em>update to avoid 'bump' accusations</em> :-) ...now that I have had a bit of time to think, I think it works just as well with the last para (police investigations) removed. Hmm, yes, removing now. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54597#post-157628 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 22:46:31 +0000 Dick Everyman 157628@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>PM'd ya Squudge ;0) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54597#post-157626 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 22:33:16 +0000 Squudge 157626@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>mm yes... I wandered off a bit re police jurisdiction - hang on while I modify </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54597#post-157620 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 21:58:21 +0000 stalinetta 157620@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cheeky and funny. My only query would be - why Scotland Yard? Might wistfully wishing for ' the good ol' days by some Disney characters be more in keeping with the internal logic of the piece? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54597#post-157586 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 17:39:55 +0000 Squudge 157586@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The world of children's entertainment was rocked today with the revelation that the original Disney productions may have been far darker than anyone imagined. It has been alleged that the early drafts of 'Snow White' and the Seven Dwarves were in fact, pure filth. 'Bashful' the dwarf was anything but. As details emerge, it seems other Disney characters do not live up to their 'whiter than white' image.</p> <p>'The Book of Pooh' was not, as first thought, an innocent friendship between a bear and a boy, but a scatalogical odyssey involving glass coffee tables and wet play in the woods. In further shocking developments, it has come to light that the plot of Rapunzel (Tangled) actually involved 'the hair on her dicky dido'. 'Rumpelstiltskin' was originally 'Rumpleforeskin'.</p> <p>Melanie Davenport, a self-confessed 'HR professional' from Walthamstow, admits to being a lifelong subscriber to the <em>original</em> Disney productions. "It sort of led me to where I am now." Melanie said her first experience was the favourite 'Bedknobs and Broomsticks', which involved explicit and barely consensual sadism. Rather like her job.</p> <p>Others have described their first 'awakening' on seeing the original Dumbo. "It wasn't just his ears you know", said Tim Frobisher, a hosepipe salesman. A Disney spokesman confessed to an occasional bumpy start. "With Pornochio, we had to change his name a bit". Though he added that they kept in the part about his nose growing on demand when he talked dirty (later amended to telling porkies). However they were no longer allowed to call it 'getting wood'.</p> <p>Police have revealed that investigations began when competing animation studios, Pixar, 'got cocky' producing Toy Story and giving the heroes obvious names like "Woody" and "Buzz".</p> <p>This publication is concerned that childhood illusions are going to be shattered when the truth comes out. We can exclusively reveal that Tinkerbell was no angel and Donald duck was rather imaginative with feathers. The contagion is thought to have spread to Warner Bros. There is compelling evidence that Bugs Bunny was 'at it'. <strong>Like a rabbit</strong>. </p>