Forum » Topic: BBC hires delightfully quirky new children’s presenter – Gives own show! http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54594 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 16:51:34 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php sigmund on "BBC hires delightfully quirky new children’s presenter – Gives own show!" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54594#post-157593 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 19:05:56 +0000 sigmund 157593@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I take it that 'Robbie Gilson’ is a personal enemy of yours, and not the child murder victim? Either way, this sucks. </p> Tripod on "BBC hires delightfully quirky new children’s presenter – Gives own show!" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54594#post-157576 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 15:39:44 +0000 Tripod 157576@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can I borrow your sledgehammer? </p> Shaun S Bored on "BBC hires delightfully quirky new children’s presenter – Gives own show!" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54594#post-157575 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 15:33:56 +0000 Shaun S Bored 157575@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good news! A super new kidz show will be hitting our screens shortly! “Robbie Makes Dreams Cum True” has been devised and will be presented by exciting new BBC discovery, entertainer Robbie Gilson.</p> <p>Robbie loves kids so much so he spends almost every day hanging around outside his local primary school – just waiting for any chance he can get to “entertain” them. BBC commissioning editor Arthur Gullible discovered him there attempting to entice some passing children into his car, promising to show them his puppies. “Turns out he didn’t even have any puppies!” commented Gullible. “It was all just some kind of wacky prank!”</p> <p>On hearing the news of his surprise commission Robbie, 56, said “I can’t wait to get started”. Dressed in his trademark colourful grey raincoat, his 1987 Mini Metro idling by the kerb, Robbie went on “I’m delighted – and surprised! – that the BBC has commissioned my show – I can’t wait to get my hands on them kids. On their dreams, I mean. Yeah, that’s it. Get my hands on their dreams”.</p> <p>Remarked Gullible “Robbie is an hilarious, lovable eccentric and an ideal new member of the BBC family. “Robbie Makes Dreams Cum True” is a tremendous new addition to our schedules!”</p> <p>But the final word goes to the Beeb’s new star: “When I’m famous I’m gonna cum all over them kids. Cum all over their dreams, I mean. Does that work? Oh, I dunno.</p> <p>Basically, I’m a paedophile. Like Jimmy Saville”. </p>