http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54545 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 16:03:43 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54545#post-157409 Sat, 12 Jan 2013 03:04:29 +0000 FlashArry 157409@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><center>-<br /> It must be great to wake up as Christopher Walken, particularly if you went to sleep as Adam Sandler.<br /> To catch a frisson of this thrill I used to wear a Walkenmask to bed, so it would be the first thing i saw in the mirror, but it used to frighten the kids. My wife now insists I wear a full body Reverend Canaan Banana latex onesie while I sleep.<br /> -<br /> i have a recurring nightmare that maintenance of the A3 has been awarded to a consortium of furry woodland folk. Badgers with jackhammers ?<br /> -<br /> X-Factor : A Faustian Fable For our Time<br /> -<br /> Prunes and oysters : the resultant lovemaking is intense, passionate and brief, but you might want to leave it 10 minutes before you use the bathroom, love<br /> -<br /> Hamster-balls for sheep<br /> -<br /> Have the Coalition sold their souls to Satan, or is there something sinister going on there ?<br /> -<br /> A baked potato is not a meal, it is a tracklement<br /> -<br /> The little red ones are devine, have a handful</center> </p>