http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54522 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 02:18:21 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54522#post-157357 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 16:03:50 +0000 herculepoisson 157357@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Already been done:</p> <p><a href="http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/03/20/riots-break-out-in-trumpton-over-fire-station-closure/">http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/03/20/riots-break-out-in-trumpton-over-fire-station-closure/</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54522#post-157352 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 15:22:49 +0000 DustyBinLaden 157352@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice. Stars.</p> <p>Be nice to see one of the redundant firemen on Newsnight just shaking or nodding their heads in response to Paxo's questions. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54522#post-157342 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 12:19:28 +0000 Not Amused 157342@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>stars.<br /> Wouldn't they all have to reapply for their jobs. It looks like trumpton may be in breach of something or other.<br /> Also, I think you will find that Barney is actually a female and is pregnant and will require maternity leave soon. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54522#post-157336 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 11:30:41 +0000 custard cream 157336@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Details of job cuts at the Trumpton Fire Brigade were made today in the following statement from the town clerk, Mr Troop:</p> <p>"I regret to announce that firemen Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub will be offered redundancy in line with our overall job cuts programme. We feel a fire fighting force of Pugh, Pugh, Barney and McGrew should be sufficient for our needs if we combine our efforts with the nearby Camberwick Green emergency services to ensure safety is not compromised. It was a difficult decision as Mrs Lovelace's pekingese dogs need rescuing nearly every episode, Chippy Winton's wood shed is a constant hazard and Mr Platt the clockmaker has dangerous chemicals on this premises." </p> <p>Fire Chief, Captain Flack said that Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub were not available for comment, but he thought Cuthbert and Grub would apply to join Fireman Sam at the Tonypandy Fire Brigade. Flack also thought it was likely that Dibble would return to his old police beat in America to resume his antics with Top Cat and his gang. </p>