http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54438 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 05:07:04 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54438#post-157588 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 17:54:15 +0000 DustyBinLaden 157588@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'Man late for fashion shows runs through newly painted fence in shortcut attempt.' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54438#post-157445 Sat, 12 Jan 2013 10:48:49 +0000 sigmund 157445@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jeni, I’ve been to many games at Murrayfield; I only noticed the huge numbers of screaming children and very few <strike>skirt</strike>, sorry kilt, wearing adults. I suspect they were hiding in the pubs, the trauma of watching Ireland, England or Samoa drubbing their team too much to cope with sober. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54438#post-157433 Sat, 12 Jan 2013 09:00:44 +0000 Gerontius 157433@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just look into their eyes - tells you all you need to know.<br /> Empty, hollow, trying to shut out the world. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54438#post-157383 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 20:08:44 +0000 Squudge 157383@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tripod - I am imagining you in those boots with the frilly tops...</p> <p>tell me &lt;adjusts spectacles&gt; ....are your knees hairy or smooth? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54438#post-157378 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 19:41:17 +0000 The All New Jeni B 157378@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Siggy, I dare you to go to either a football match at Hampden, or a rugby game at Murrayfield, walk up to a bunch of kilt wearers, and call it a skirt.</p> <p>Let me know when you do, I'll be there to watch... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54438#post-157375 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 19:37:44 +0000 sigmund 157375@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Why do they do this? I mean really? Like you ever see anyone wearing crap like this. So why?<br /> </blockquote><br /> It’s to provoke a reaction, I guess. Seems to work. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54438#post-157374 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 19:36:36 +0000 sigmund 157374@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So a kilt <strong>IS</strong> a skirt then, Jeni? So glad of the confirmation. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54438#post-157370 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 18:57:46 +0000 Tripod 157370@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Like you ever see anyone wearing crap like this</blockquote></p> <p>I'm wearing this outfit right now. And I'm touching myself... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54438#post-157365 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 18:17:27 +0000 Scroat 157365@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Why do they do this? I mean really? Like you ever see anyone wearing crap like this. So why? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54438#post-157214 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 19:07:20 +0000 waylandsmithy 157214@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's like moisturiser, toothpaste and deodorant: I real man would never waste his time with such vain trappings. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54438#post-157212 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 18:50:58 +0000 The All New Jeni B 157212@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>beau, don't make any plans to cross the border anytime soon.</p> <p>I can think of several Scotsmen who look extremely good in a kilt. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54438#post-157207 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 17:27:54 +0000 Idiot 157207@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>For me Charlie Brooker summed it up perfectly a while ago when he wrote something along the lines of:</p> <p>'Fashion is a visual code which provides a useful set of criteria by which stupid people can judge one another' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54438#post-157190 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 16:23:13 +0000 beau-jolly 157190@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You only have to go to Edinburgh to see how bad normal men look in skirts. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54438#post-157169 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 14:45:31 +0000 rikkor 157169@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>They have shown "shocking" skirts for men every year for the last 30 years. If models look that bad in them, how bad would regular men look? About once every two years, the New York "Times" tries pushing makeup for men. The result is about the same as skirts for men. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54438#post-157131 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 11:52:22 +0000 The All New Jeni B 157131@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I know what's happened here, the picture editor has mixed up stills from 'Zoolander' with the real shots. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54438#post-157127 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 11:32:27 +0000 Not Amused 157127@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I want a plank. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54438#post-157122 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 11:23:31 +0000 writinginbsl 157122@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2259699/Is-prize-stupidest-outfit-week-From-plank-hats-furry-pants-Mens-Fashion-Week-seen-real-clangers.html">hahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah</a> </p>