http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 21:51:31 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395&page=2#post-157712 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 15:47:25 +0000 beau-jolly 157712@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Where's the nearest Boozer?<br /> You're talking to him.</p> <p>C.1967 Carry on boozing.</p> <p>I'm concidering getting rid of adblock. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395&page=2#post-157684 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 12:06:17 +0000 Oxbridge 157684@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh Shit, This One's Still Going, Says Everyone </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395&page=2#post-157682 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 11:41:31 +0000 Mr Target 157682@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Now I'm getting pop-ups for adblock software... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395&page=2#post-157681 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 11:35:06 +0000 Tripod 157681@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Doesn't anyone use AdBlock? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395&page=2#post-157680 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 11:28:25 +0000 charlies_hat 157680@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>2471 - I saw Sarah too, she's not worth it... stick with Rebecca.</p> <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54450" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54450</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395&page=2#post-157678 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 11:16:40 +0000 The All New Jeni B 157678@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've sussed the "Rebecca Effect", I've now got ads for photocopiers so obviously, she's just made copies of herself so that there is always a Rebecca within 3 miles of any one of us, at any time. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395&page=2#post-157672 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 10:19:25 +0000 medici2471 157672@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A girl called Sarah has popped up on mine, although she is 4 miles away I think I am prepared to go the extra mile. Also reduces the chance of Mrs 2471 finding out... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395&page=2#post-157668 Mon, 14 Jan 2013 09:39:17 +0000 Scroat 157668@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If she has somehow effected a distortion of the space/time continuum, and we all live within six miles of each other (we can call it the Rebecca Effect), why don't we all meet at her place? Never mind the sex, we can have tea and biscuits, Biscuits. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395&page=2#post-157623 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 22:16:08 +0000 The Real Rebecca 157623@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes Jeni, I always make sure to have a little blue pill available for the fat old lads just in case. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395&page=2#post-157613 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 21:13:03 +0000 The All New Jeni B 157613@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hey Rebecca, I think you've solved the conundrum of omnipotence. x </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395&page=2#post-157611 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 20:57:09 +0000 The Real Rebecca 157611@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hi Jeni, yes I'm above beau, and not for the first time. He's not know as BJ for nothing you know. I can't resist a publican, and his boozer, The Red Lion, is only about 3 miles down the road x </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395&page=2#post-157600 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 20:09:22 +0000 The All New Jeni B 157600@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Actually, she's right above you beau... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395&page=2#post-157594 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 19:18:14 +0000 beau-jolly 157594@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hurrah! On the home desktop I can see Rebecca and guess what; She's only 3 miles away. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395#post-157572 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 15:27:59 +0000 rikkor 157572@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Be careful. If you have an iPhone, she could be sitting right next to you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395#post-157570 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 14:34:03 +0000 dvo4fun 157570@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks for this thread Oxbridge - I've just been able to point it out to mrs 4fun &amp; reassure her that it's not targetted advertising based on my browsing history. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395#post-157558 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 12:09:10 +0000 godly1966 157558@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>She doesn't need Mature Dating she needs carbon dating. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395#post-157537 Sun, 13 Jan 2013 09:01:04 +0000 Username 157537@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@bourbon. I'm assuming it made the ticker because it was funny. That's what drew me in.<br /> Didn't realise it was an in-joke. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395#post-157515 Sat, 12 Jan 2013 21:43:29 +0000 Otto Jespersen 157515@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ja der Duke. Und der joke ist schitt from uber heir too. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395#post-157511 Sat, 12 Jan 2013 20:53:25 +0000 Ironduke 157511@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Otto, just out of interest, is she 3miles away from you too? International Strumpet extraordinaire... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395#post-157503 Sat, 12 Jan 2013 19:52:15 +0000 Otto Jespersen 157503@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It iss gut for the rippink off the piss out off der advertisings who actually are payin der money-gold to der site. Ha! Take it, evill funders off der Biscuit! </p> <p>Butt iss it takink eine libertaty iff der joke ist eine completely shitt one? Otto ist sayink yes, butt mitt a rememberink dat postink weak shitt ist reboundink facewards inn der schittchimps furr allways.</p> <p>Oh schitt, I am repeatink ein weak piss-gush mitt not eine tracink off der humours, sprecht everywunn. Wun star at der bestt. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395#post-157499 Sat, 12 Jan 2013 18:37:29 +0000 Al OPecia 157499@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is it that time of year already SugarTits? I'll pack the overnight bag - chocolates and gaucamole as usual? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395#post-157491 Sat, 12 Jan 2013 17:25:14 +0000 The Real Rebecca 157491@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I had a bloke go stiff on top of me once. So don't lecture me about dodgy tickers Bourbon, you dry old stick. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395#post-157475 Sat, 12 Jan 2013 15:25:03 +0000 Bourbon 157475@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How did this make the ticker?</p> <p>1. It's in the chat room<br /> 2. it's an in joke<br /> 2A. It's not a funny line</p> <p>Or is that just the thoughts of a biscuit </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395#post-157395 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:13:23 +0000 Dick Everyman 157395@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>...well at least the young lad behind the bar was grateful and well.....young </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395#post-157364 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 18:08:02 +0000 Scroat 157364@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"You're all very naughty" he said in his Stephen Fry voice.</p> <p>And what Rick said. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395#post-157331 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 10:29:28 +0000 rickwestwell 157331@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Fortunately Johno, as he likes to be called, only lives about 3 miles away.</blockquote></p> <p>ROFLMFAO! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395#post-157330 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 10:20:07 +0000 Brenda SugarTits69 157330@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I know what you mean TRR...I love being a lesbian and doing lesbian things with my super-hot Japanese lesbian girlfriend Akiko, but now and again we like to spice things up by inviting mature men (balding, slightly overweight) to watch and/or join in our steamy lesbian romps with no strings and that will totally not get back to their wives. Ever.</p> <p>Perhaps I could "meat you half way" if we involved one of my regular chaps in a three-way? If I'm running late, you two could get started, and I'll join in later. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395#post-157321 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 09:58:10 +0000 Ironduke 157321@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>30seconds? Be grateful you got a double helping. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395#post-157314 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 08:58:26 +0000 The Real Rebecca 157314@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks for the offer ST,but I prefer to treat the meat. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54395#post-157290 Fri, 11 Jan 2013 07:56:20 +0000 Brenda SugarTits69 157290@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I loved the bit about your pussy turning pussy. I've turned a few in my time. Is the lady for turning? </p>