Forum » Topic: Coalition attracts corporate money by claiming it’s the real thing

Forum » Topic: Coalition attracts corporate money by claiming it’s the real thing http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54342 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:18:40 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php Squudge on "Coalition attracts corporate money by claiming it’s the real thing" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54342#post-156888 Tue, 08 Jan 2013 20:07:20 +0000 Squudge 156888@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Try new Coalition-Lite in time for the next election, where they will launch Coalition-ZERO! <Note: likely to be loaded with artificial sweeteners> BleepingTom on "Coalition attracts corporate money by claiming it’s the real thing" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54342#post-156880 Tue, 08 Jan 2013 18:56:47 +0000 BleepingTom 156880@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Nice one I'm still waiting for the best opportunity to make "new coalition proves unpopular and returns to coalition classic". But in amongst all this brand talk it could be a thought Perks on "Coalition attracts corporate money by claiming it’s the real thing" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54342#post-156868 Tue, 08 Jan 2013 17:13:33 +0000 Perks 156868@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Lovely idea. I think there' s a whole speech in this Midfield Diamond on "Coalition attracts corporate money by claiming it’s the real thing" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54342#post-156867 Tue, 08 Jan 2013 17:08:30 +0000 Midfield Diamond 156867@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Following criticism of Prime Minister David Cameron’s description of the coalition as ‘doing what it says on the tin’, the government has admitted that it is being paid handsomely by worldwide corporations to advertise their brands. It however insists that this use of advertising slogans is also a good way of connecting people, and invited critics to go compare the alternatives. “We are probably the best coalition in the world,” announced Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg. “And personally, I’m lovin’ it,” he continued. “The future’s bright. We are tackling the country’s debt for you the public, saving you money every day because you’re worth it, and every little helps. We are so much better than the opposition whose financial policy was based on only the crumbliest, flakiest, err, chocolate.” I'm sure there's plenty more that could be added to this, feel free to contribute suggestions