http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=542 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 19:36:19 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=542#post-1477 Sat, 06 Mar 2010 16:33:08 +0000 sleeprun 1477@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Much to the surprise of veteran sex addiction counselors, Tiger "The Wolf" Woods, pet name given by fellow and female inmates, was tested and brain scanned and found to be endowed with exceptional, "almost physic" empathy and ability to understand the special challenges of beautiful young blond women with great figures struggling to find themselves and their "passions" at late night clubs bars and Hooters restaurants. Lack of any education seems to help him connect with these women as well.</p> <p>"We were astounded! As you can imagine, we hear all sorts of stories and, frankly, scams. Especially around this special group of very needy young woman. There are a lot of con artists, but these women are actually very isolated and find it hard to establish meaningful relationships with men - and other women."</p> <p>One of the women in the target group testified, "Being DD and blonde does NOT mean I have it easy. I am chronically misunderstood and find people's eyes glazing over when I talk! It's just unfair!"</p> <p>"This is scientific proof. Tiger's brain scans give us hard proof that when he catches a glimpse of this kind of woman all these areas light up! See?" Pointing to red parts of brain scan. </p>