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Forum » Topic: Up the creek http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54191 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:32:05 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php Squudge on "Up the creek" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54191#post-156681 Mon, 07 Jan 2013 18:53:51 +0000 Squudge 156681@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ my grammar dies and gets cremated when I am excited Scroat on "Up the creek" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54191#post-156641 Mon, 07 Jan 2013 13:21:23 +0000 Scroat 156641@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <blockquote>'ripped down by angry residents' my foot I'd have been in there like a ferret with a screwdriver in no time - top trophy</blockquote> Like a ferret with a screwdriver? With a screwdriver like a ferret? Perhaps, commas, Oxbridge on "Up the creek" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54191#post-156613 Mon, 07 Jan 2013 09:02:16 +0000 Oxbridge 156613@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ All the times I've driven past there and never knew. Cheers BBC! On a lighter note, Birdlip is not only real, it gets a mention in 'Civil War, Interregnum & Restoration in Gloucestershire, 1640-1672'. Ironduke on "Up the creek" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54191#post-156582 Sun, 06 Jan 2013 20:26:50 +0000 Ironduke 156582@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ A muffled one in a crowded room, perhaps. Squudge on "Up the creek" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54191#post-156567 Sun, 06 Jan 2013 19:07:19 +0000 Squudge 156567@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ sounds like a Sixpenny Handley to me Ironduke on "Up the creek" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54191#post-156564 Sun, 06 Jan 2013 18:56:53 +0000 Ironduke 156564@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ For a thorough burdlip at least four peckers are required. Plus room for a run up. Squudge on "Up the creek" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54191#post-156556 Sun, 06 Jan 2013 17:24:34 +0000 Squudge 156556@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ does that involve one's pecker? Ironduke on "Up the creek" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54191#post-156551 Sun, 06 Jan 2013 15:30:52 +0000 Ironduke 156551@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ You've never had a birdlip, Dusty? You ain't lived. DustyBinLaden on "Up the creek" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54191#post-156511 Sun, 06 Jan 2013 10:03:26 +0000 DustyBinLaden 156511@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Were Birdlip and Stroud B4070 also part of the fake sign gag? I just assumed that the former was some sort of technique and the latter was a high viscosity lubricant. Dick Everyman on "Up the creek" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54191#post-156490 Sat, 05 Jan 2013 21:35:08 +0000 Dick Everyman 156490@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I used to have a dog and went on genuine walks. Now I feel guilty if I walk in the same places on my own. If I could have a 'not dogging but walking' sign to hang around my neck it would make things a whole lot simpler... Ironduke on "Up the creek" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54191#post-156488 Sat, 05 Jan 2013 20:51:05 +0000 Ironduke 156488@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ you'll have to give Hettie a minute- awkward cramp, and she's having a breather Squudge on "Up the creek" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54191#post-156473 Sat, 05 Jan 2013 18:09:21 +0000 Squudge 156473@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ ..um.. 'hefty Hettie'? back to Glos/Worcs signage, there is a sign near Upton on Severn that has long advertised 'Farmers Own Seed' - mm... Sinnick on "Up the creek" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54191#post-156469 Sat, 05 Jan 2013 17:38:44 +0000 Sinnick 156469@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Some years ago, my brother lived near a farm that offered fruit if you collected it yourself. There was a sign outside with large pictures of strawberries, apples, blackcurrants, etc, with a sign saying "Pick Your Own". So, it didn't take us long to draw a picture of a nose and place it alongside. Ironduke on "Up the creek" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54191#post-156467 Sat, 05 Jan 2013 17:31:19 +0000 Ironduke 156467@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ How would you like some stranger sex? To be honest, I think fussocking a manacled nanny goat whilst being thoroughly barnacled left-handed by hefty Hettie here is about my limit. Please close the door on your way out, and some ice and carrots wouldn't go amiss. No, the carrots are for the goat...I'm not that sick. godly1966 on "Up the creek" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54191#post-156465 Sat, 05 Jan 2013 16:47:05 +0000 godly1966 156465@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ If you would like a sign to adorn your home I can recommend the signs you find in laybyes, the one that say "No Dumping fine 2000 pounds" They are particularly good on a bathroom wall. Squudge on "Up the creek" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54191#post-156459 Sat, 05 Jan 2013 15:47:41 +0000 Squudge 156459@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I hope the police don't let him burn that sign - very bad for the environment. Gizzit us instead. beau-jolly on "Up the creek" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54191#post-156458 Sat, 05 Jan 2013 15:35:38 +0000 beau-jolly 156458@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ "Stranger sex"? Stanger than what? I think someone has been winding him up. Squudge on "Up the creek" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54191#post-156450 Sat, 05 Jan 2013 14:50:45 +0000 Squudge 156450@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/8660449.stm">beauty spot</a> 'ripped down by angry residents' my foot I'd have been in there like a ferret with a screwdriver in no time - top trophy