http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54186 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 15:12:56 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54186#post-156723 Mon, 07 Jan 2013 21:45:33 +0000 Tripod 156723@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Introducing the phrase 'stranglewank' will be this site's greatest every legacy... </blockquote></p> <p>It was the only thing missing from Jimmy Savile's rather verbose headstone... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54186#post-156722 Mon, 07 Jan 2013 21:43:46 +0000 The All New Jeni B 156722@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Introducing the phrase 'stranglewank' will be this site's greatest every legacy... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54186#post-156720 Mon, 07 Jan 2013 21:39:14 +0000 Yikes 156720@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I should have finished with the Badger fisting a la Dawson's creek. Beginners error. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54186#post-156685 Mon, 07 Jan 2013 19:10:02 +0000 nickb 156685@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>niche </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54186#post-156425 Sat, 05 Jan 2013 10:23:34 +0000 Yikes 156425@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Recent converts to bondage are said to be breathless in anticipation of the release of EL James’ new novel ‘50 Shades of Blue’, which exposes the unusual sexual practise of erotic asphyxiation, colloquially known as ‘stranglewank’.</p> <p>Keen oxygen deprived self-pleasurer Michael Carradine said he was pleased that his hobby was now out of the closet and onto the hook at the back of the hotel door. ‘The big hotels are already planning ahead and have produced ‘do not disturb, but please resuscitate’ signs to hang outside the room’ enthused Carradine.</p> <p>Publisher Random House says the new work will ultimately be part of a trilogy with ‘50 Shades of Black, White, and Brown’ set to highlight the emerging practise of badger fisting, and ‘50 Shades of Pink’ expected to provide a boost to the squirrel licking community. </p>