http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 07:17:11 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=3#post-160317 Tue, 29 Jan 2013 17:44:22 +0000 beau-jolly 160317@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You must have done S o B!<br /> Does your elephant do tricks?<br /> It fuck cats<br /> Go on then<br /> Cat floor stomp splat<br /> That's that cat fucked!<br /> (Fill in the rest yourself please) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-160294 Tue, 29 Jan 2013 14:32:33 +0000 Quaz 160294@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No BJ Barney? That was the first thing Rebcca did when I was there. You've missed out. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-160260 Tue, 29 Jan 2013 13:26:02 +0000 Son of Barnabas 160260@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No, BJ, carry on... I'm all ears (no sorry, that was the elephant).... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-158916 Sat, 19 Jan 2013 21:11:03 +0000 beau-jolly 158916@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So sorry may have let myself down there...</p> <p>Have you heard the joke about the elephant who fucks cats? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-158910 Sat, 19 Jan 2013 20:08:31 +0000 The All New Jeni B 158910@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Speak for yourself Beau, I feel my demographic is being ignored by the banner ads . </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-158906 Sat, 19 Jan 2013 17:53:14 +0000 Titus 158906@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>beau-jolly: rather you than me.</p> <p>I hear that even one or two barge-poles have been treated at the clap clinic. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-158902 Sat, 19 Jan 2013 14:50:46 +0000 beau-jolly 158902@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Titus: We've all fucked her. Not many have been invited to stay over though. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-158891 Sat, 19 Jan 2013 14:08:45 +0000 Titus 158891@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What's all this "sleep with" nonsense anyway?</p> <p>Uncharacteristically euphemistic for NB. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-158889 Sat, 19 Jan 2013 13:54:12 +0000 dvo4fun 158889@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Has anyone actually 'browsed' as invited? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-158887 Sat, 19 Jan 2013 13:16:49 +0000 AReader 158887@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm now getting asiamatchonline.com</p> <p>WTF? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-158842 Sat, 19 Jan 2013 07:20:31 +0000 Sinnick 158842@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>She's there again, first thing in the morning. Such stamina. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-158801 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 18:08:26 +0000 Ironduke 158801@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I wish I'd picked that up too before my rather uncomfortable 6mile round trip, Son of B.</p> <p>Robert was not gentle, and I wish I hadn't cycled. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-158783 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 17:29:43 +0000 Oxbridge 158783@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah ... no, down to 7 now ... 6 ... 3 ... 12 ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-158735 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 13:06:27 +0000 Son of Barnabas 158735@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm getting really worried now. The banner ad at the top of my page has changed to Match.com with pictures of 2 handsome single MEN - one with a black T-shirt and Freddie Mercury moustache!!!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-158645 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 09:25:15 +0000 Oxbridge 158645@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Terrifying, in the minute I spent on this thread, the number of mature singled added leapt from 7 to 13. All called Rebecca of course. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-158628 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 08:18:40 +0000 The Real Rebecca 158628@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Calm down Charlie, keep your hat on!</p> <p>By the way, the collective noun for us good time girls at Mature Dating is a'flange' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-158533 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 17:22:27 +0000 charlies_hat 158533@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>STEP PRESS: Rebecca is far from mature.</p> <p>During my last visit she definitely giggled when I said "flaps". </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-158530 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 16:41:15 +0000 Oxbridge 158530@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What's the sub-atomic particle that can be in more than one place at the same time? Tha should be the collective noun for Rebeccas. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-158499 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 14:58:30 +0000 dvo4fun 158499@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well somebody was active yesterday - I saw the number of available mature ladies go up &amp; then down before my very eyes. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-158453 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 13:07:56 +0000 Not Amused 158453@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Perhaps a "humiliation" if she takes her whip with her on her 3 mile escapades </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-158451 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 13:05:32 +0000 sigmund 158451@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>do they now merit their own collective noun ?</blockquote><br /> A ‘slag’ of Rebeccas? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-158443 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 12:18:56 +0000 FlashArry 158443@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>With at least three Rebeccas doing the rounds - such selfless girls - do they now merit their own collective noun ?</p> <p>Jane reminds me of a Derek I once knew - that dress is also hauntingly familiar ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-158416 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 10:47:38 +0000 Oxbridge 158416@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>To be fair, it was me that ripped Jane's dress. Bloody animal that woman. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-158406 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 10:02:51 +0000 The All New Jeni B 158406@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Jane" who is four miles away, really needs to buy a dress that doesn't have bits missing, and is made of matching fabric... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-158400 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 09:46:25 +0000 The All New Jeni B 158400@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There are, but they are too smart to post on a site like that. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-158399 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 09:44:40 +0000 AReader 158399@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I keep wondering who took the photographs...and whether there are any women with big brains as well as big tits. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-158145 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 11:54:48 +0000 Son of Barnabas 158145@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yeah! Like I need a BA in Piracy! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-158142 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 11:31:08 +0000 sigmund 158142@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Plymouth University! The best joke on here today, SB. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-158129 Wed, 16 Jan 2013 10:45:44 +0000 Son of Barnabas 158129@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You lucky sods!<br /> All I'm getting is the opportunity to accelerate my degree at Plymouth University!<br /> (But I guess it means my browsing must be a little more intellectual) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153&page=2#post-157236 Thu, 10 Jan 2013 22:47:23 +0000 waylandsmithy 157236@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The dalmation looks very shame-faced. Rebecca is obviously a pervert. </p>