http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54138 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 23:58:43 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54138#post-156492 Sat, 05 Jan 2013 22:28:16 +0000 nickb 156492@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dawson = excellently crazy. Should be encouraged. Mind you I also like dvo's ten pin bowling metaphor. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54138#post-156475 Sat, 05 Jan 2013 18:23:25 +0000 Dick Everyman 156475@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That's a very philosophical question - at times like this I turn to The Secret Cabal or Gerontius for their wisdom... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54138#post-156460 Sat, 05 Jan 2013 15:51:58 +0000 Dawsons creek 156460@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Would that be a longjohn Dick Everyman?</p> <p>Cowboys in longjohns always had a flap but it is missing from the onesie which suggests prudery. I wonder why that is and if theirs a market for aftermarket flappage? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54138#post-156456 Sat, 05 Jan 2013 15:32:41 +0000 Dick Everyman 156456@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>....unless it had a flap like mine (cough)," he said </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54138#post-156451 Sat, 05 Jan 2013 15:02:39 +0000 Dawsons creek 156451@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Right I'm trying again at improving the rabbits costume concept thanks to all!</p> <p>A craze for people-shaped ‘all-in-one’ sleep suits designed especially for rabbits is finally putting some fun into the lives of pet owners. The rubbery, pink, wrinkled ‘human onsies’ make even the fluffiest of leporines take on the appearance of a hunched, naked midget, and are being stuffed into hutches right across Britain.</p> <p>“I was quite bored of Mr Nibbles, what with his same-old fur and twitchy nose”, confessed pet owner Julie Richards. “But in his onesie, he’s like a shivering, vulnerable, bare little man.” Richards enjoys the sense of power that comes from owning a nuddy man-bunny, and forcing carrots through the zip in his pseudo-human face.</p> <p>The company behind the craze is planning to expand the range for cats, dogs and ugly children, bringing old-man fun to even the most tedious of dependents. “There’ll be some accessories coming soon too, such as glasses, dentures and a smell of cabbage”, explained CEO Howard Shepstone. Shepstone ruled out making rabbit onesies for adult humans, however. "Why would anyone want that? Surely no grown-up would be that fucking stupid?", he suggested. "And besides, it would restrict access to their anus." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54138#post-156446 Sat, 05 Jan 2013 13:58:19 +0000 dvo4fun 156446@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep - settled into a nice rythm of madness now Dawson but for me the tendency for the ball to drop off the lane, just before it should hit the pins, takes the edge off. </p> <p>Have you thought of using a bit more spin on it, or even a heavier ball? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54138#post-156376 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 22:30:16 +0000 Dick Everyman 156376@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very David Lynch.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54138#post-156365 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 21:49:59 +0000 Tess Goes 156365@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Don't knock it unless you've tried it..<br /> Trust me - being rimmed by a sad old wrinkly rent boy wearing Speedo's might not be to every bodies taste, but sooner or later we all have to drop our standards xxx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54138#post-156363 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 21:42:21 +0000 Dawsons creek 156363@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I thought about it ending in a confused ferreting, with a ferret wearing a costume like a sad old wrinkly rent boy who turns tricks for a line of sped? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54138#post-156315 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 17:35:20 +0000 Rootin Tootin 156315@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes, it needs a new bottom line. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54138#post-156296 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 16:23:59 +0000 Idiot 156296@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliant, though I agree the last line needs sorting out. How about a reference to 'greasy bum sex' instead of rimming? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54138#post-156293 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 16:15:51 +0000 waylandsmithy 156293@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's a nice idea, quite like the visuals but...that's really not a good way to end this, trust me.</p> <p>How about the CEO explaining that thinking of your pets as old people can make it much easier to empathise with them, and make the owners more comfortable with leaving them in a home, or not sending them a card on their birthday?</p> <p>Or dismissing the idea of selling rabbit onesies for adult humans, because he just can't imagine that thousands of people would be that fucking stupid? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54138#post-156288 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 15:43:37 +0000 Dawsons creek 156288@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A craze for people-shaped ‘all-in-one’ sleep suits designed especially for rabbits is finally putting some fun into the lives of pet owners. The rubbery, pink, wrinkled ‘human onsies’ make even the fluffiest of leporines take on the appearance of a hunched, naked midget, and are being stuffed into hutches right across Britain. </p> <p>“I was quite bored of Mr Nibbles, what with his same-old fur and twitchy nose”, confessed pet owner Julie Richards. “But in his onesie, he’s like a shivering, vulnerable, bare little man.” Richards enjoys the sense of power that comes from owning a nuddy man-bunny, and forcing carrots through the zip in his pseudo-human face.</p> <p>The company behind the craze is planning to expand the range for cats, dogs and ugly children, bringing old-man fun to even the most tedious of dependents. “There’ll be some accessories coming soon too, such as glasses, dentures and a smell of cabbage”, explained CEO Howard Shepstone. “But you have to be a little careful, or you can end up being forced to answer difficult questions. For instance, I’ve just accidentally let a real pensioner try and rim me.” </p>