http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54109 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 08:24:16 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54109#post-156217 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 01:11:19 +0000 ronseal 156217@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm moved. </p> <p>In fact I moved like Jagger (chucking all my belongings into a removal van as Jerry Hall shouted in my ear) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54109#post-156211 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 00:24:51 +0000 The All New Jeni B 156211@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Heartfelt, poignant, and deeply touching. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54109#post-156197 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 22:55:29 +0000 Bourbon 156197@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Definatly left alert. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54109#post-156196 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 22:54:42 +0000 Bourbon 156196@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Since signing up to NewsBiscuit,<br /> I've noticed hostility,<br /> Shown towards some biscuit types,<br /> Like Custard Cream and me.</p> <p>We're not always that funny,<br /> But let's be honest Chums,<br /> It's fucking hard writing comedy,<br /> When your hands are made of crumbs.</p> <p>We make do what we're born with,<br /> And we're getting used to it,<br /> The world is still quite biscuitist,<br /> And thinks all biscuits are shit.</p> <p>But we don't want sympathetic stars,<br /> (Which is lucky I suppose)<br /> We just want equality,<br /> Like everyone else knows.</p> <p>Now I'm calling on all biscuiteers,<br /> To join us in our cause,<br /> Before committing biscuit abuse,<br /> Take a moment to pause.</p> <p>Think, next time you over-dunk,<br /> And lose some digestive,<br /> Don't just throw it down the plug hole,<br /> But rescue him with a sieve.</p> <p>So now I hope you realise,<br /> Us biscuits are a team,<br /> If you want funny, come to me,<br /> For everything else, there's Custard Cream. </p>