http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54107 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 17:53:43 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54107#post-156237 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 08:30:56 +0000 writinginbsl 156237@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>nice</p> <p>stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54107#post-156218 Fri, 04 Jan 2013 01:12:28 +0000 ronseal 156218@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I used to like his Fondant Fancies</p> <p>Of course, you can't say that now. It's culinary correctness gone mad. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54107#post-156205 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 23:18:31 +0000 Squudge 156205@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>rumours are rife that he was involved with the Pillsbury Doughboy...</p> <p>have 5 for the ticker alone old chap</p> <p>[breaking news, Mr Kipling had his fingers in many pies...]</p> <p>...had you thought of substituting the 'mini apple pies' for 'french fancies' ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54107#post-156190 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 22:41:47 +0000 ronseal 156190@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Acting on the advice of Jon Gaunt, the police federation (the showbiz wing of the Association of Chief Police officers) have released information that could find Mr Kipling convicted in the court of public opinion. It follows a successful raid on the offices of the bakery magnate, during which files were recovered which contained highly secretive information pertaining to pie dough.</p> <p>If convicted, Mr Kipling could face death by Twitter meltdown, with a torch bearing mob ready to act on the instructions of community leaders such as Sally Bercow, mockney comic Alan Davies and daytime opinion leader Philip Schofield.</p> <p>Many loves of tea time snacks may be shocked to discover that for years the maker of 'exceedingly good cakes' has been living a secret double life. Nice though his his mini apple pies may have tasted when complimented with a cup of tea, they masked a hidden sordid secret that Kipling was desperate to suppress. </p>