http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54055 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 18:56:52 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54055#post-156001 Wed, 02 Jan 2013 19:53:30 +0000 Maverick 156001@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Why wouldn't you go to Norfolk, I hear the broads there are really something. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54055#post-155979 Wed, 02 Jan 2013 17:07:55 +0000 Dick Everyman 155979@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Talking of in-breeding I knew someone from Alabama who had 4 nipples - two perfectly formed ones and two baby versions below. He didn't have webbed toes though so he passed his police entrance physical with no problems...</p> <p>Lovely sub too Mr G </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54055#post-155973 Wed, 02 Jan 2013 17:01:02 +0000 Gerontius 155973@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A sea-lion spotted swimming up river in Norfolk was probably looking for a life-partner to mate with but could have been put off by local in-breeding explained Wilf Bannen from the RSPCA<br /> The seal is known to have bypassed the fens and rivers of Norfolk before settling at Fen Drayton in Cambridgeshire, seemingly living up to its hard won reputation as one of nature’s more intelligent creatures.<br /> Some species that live on the coast around Norfolk are readily trainable and can perform tricks such as throwing hoops, catching balls and clapping their stumpy, web-like flippers in anticipation of a tasty morsel such as a herring or slip-jack.<br /> ‘But then so can sea-lions’ added Bannen ‘so it’s not like the conehead dumplings are unique in this part of the world. And they can also communicate with one another underwater using a sequence of high pitched barking noises.....something which sea-lions have been doing for thousands of years’.<br /> A sea-lion looking for a life-partner in the Norfolk area is a rarity these days explained Bannen with most of the adult lions preferring something more compatible, alluring and intelligent.<br /> ‘And they’re simply not going to find anything remotely like that crawling out of Wetherspoon’s at 3am on a Saturday morning.<br /> No....sea-lions have just the five claws on their tiny webbed feet and they find that works perfectly well for them'. </p>