http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54032 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 09:24:05 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54032#post-155903 Tue, 01 Jan 2013 20:30:33 +0000 Yikes 155903@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Quite like this! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54032#post-155891 Tue, 01 Jan 2013 18:08:14 +0000 Tripod 155891@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bob Arkwright and Jeff Green, stalwarts of the Red Lion in Heckmondwyke, decided, last Friday, to break the habit of a lifetime and go to the toilet together.</p> <p>“Women do it all the time”, said Bob, “so Jeff and I thought we’d give it a go, to see what all the fuss was about”. “I hadn’t realised how bad Bob’s aim is”, said Jeff, “until he tried to explain - with both hands - why Robin van Persie was ‘well offside’. Put it this way: you wouldn’t want to be standing near Bob’s stall if you were wearing open-toed sandals. Now I know why he smells of piss all the time.” </p> <p>“Apparently”, said Bob, “the idea of going to the toilet together is to have a bit of a gossip. I couldn’t think of anything, so, for the sake of saying something, I told Jeff I’d shagged his wife. He took it badly”. “Bob and I won’t be going to the toilet together again”, said Jeff, “even when his face has healed up. Right now it looks like a consignment of condemned veal. Same again, Bob? Two more pints, love. Oh, and one straw”... </p>