http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53993 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 05:13:51 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53993#post-155996 Wed, 02 Jan 2013 19:09:19 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 155996@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thank you everybody. I've made a new year's resolution to do less work and more writing. I'm sticking to it fairly well so far.</p> <p>Love the picture, but I'd looked at it three times before I realised there was something wrong with the map. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53993#post-155929 Wed, 02 Jan 2013 10:21:25 +0000 Yikes 155929@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great NY FP! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53993#post-155888 Tue, 01 Jan 2013 17:17:14 +0000 brownpaperreporter 155888@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Quality - 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53993#post-155875 Tue, 01 Jan 2013 13:45:24 +0000 writinginbsl 155875@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>very silly and funny</p> <p>good fp and ace picture too </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53993#post-155847 Tue, 01 Jan 2013 03:00:11 +0000 Username 155847@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great FP! 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53993#post-155829 Mon, 31 Dec 2012 19:03:13 +0000 Tess Goes 155829@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If only Border Control would give asylum seekers some Jager Bombs to put in their rucksacks and put them in the direction of France </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53993#post-155825 Mon, 31 Dec 2012 18:49:45 +0000 waylandsmithy 155825@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent, slightly silly and very funny. Have you thought of adding loads of swearing to it? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53993#post-155802 Mon, 31 Dec 2012 14:51:15 +0000 dvo4fun 155802@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Upon opening the door France found Britain standing with his back to him, holding a kebab in one hand and pissing into the English channel. Wouldn't it be la manche?</p> <p>Didn't he tell France that he was his besh mate?</p> <p>Look, I'm just arksing that's all ..</p> <p>Lovely sub VCG. Hope to see more of you in 2013 </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53993#post-155799 Mon, 31 Dec 2012 13:53:15 +0000 Dick Everyman 155799@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Makes one proud to be British - hic..</p> <p>Nice one VCG! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53993#post-155789 Mon, 31 Dec 2012 11:57:30 +0000 charlies_hat 155789@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it VCG, plenty more in 2013 please! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53993#post-155785 Mon, 31 Dec 2012 11:31:42 +0000 button 155785@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good, funny and topical. Would make a great FP tomorrow. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53993#post-155782 Mon, 31 Dec 2012 11:01:46 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 155782@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Britain has been forced to issue an apology today for drunkenly trying to get into France by mistake after a heavy night out celebrating on New Year’s Eve.</p> <p>The country had been out since early afternoon drinking in local pubs with friends before moving on to a club just before midnight. After leaving the club severely inebriated Britain is then understood to have gone back to Luxembourg’s flat for Jager bombs before heading home. Upon arriving home at around 4am Britain stumbled out of the taxi and up to the wrong front door.</p> <p>‘I’d had a quiet night in with Switzerland, drinking some wine and eating some cheese, but was then woken in the middle of the night by somebody banging on the door, belching and swearing.’ confirmed France, ‘I looked out of my bedroom window and could see Britain fumbling with his keys and trying to open my front door, so I went downstairs to tell him he had the wrong house.’</p> <p>Upon opening the door France found Britain standing with his back to him, holding a kebab in one hand and pissing into the English channel.</p> <p>‘He was clearly in a bit of a mess so I just tried to explain to him that he’d come to the wrong house but he didn’t seem to understand. I don’t think he had any idea where he was at all and was making quite a commotion.’ continued the Gallic nation, ‘I noticed lights coming on in Belgium too so it obviously wasn’t just me that he’d woken up. He eventually seemed to get the message and insisted I shake his hand and give him a hug, then staggered off in the direction of Italy. By that point I was just glad that he wasn’t my problem anymore.’</p> <p>Britain is said to have no recollection of the events after waking up on the sofa with no memory of getting home, but has apologised unreservedly for any offence caused. Several countries have said the apology does not go far enough, and have called for an end to the binge drinking culture that has made these sort of occurrences more common than anybody would like.</p> <p>Germany has refused to be drawn into the row however, possibly because they are still struggling to live down a drunken incident in the 1930s when they staggered into Poland and then insisted it was theirs. </p>