http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53982 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:12:09 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53982#post-155874 Tue, 01 Jan 2013 13:44:20 +0000 writinginbsl 155874@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yep</p> <p>late stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53982#post-155833 Mon, 31 Dec 2012 19:10:53 +0000 sigmund 155833@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Camo looks cool when squaddies wear it. On anyone else, it looks naff - like a football shirt on a fat fan who’s never run more than 5 yards. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53982#post-155827 Mon, 31 Dec 2012 19:00:44 +0000 waylandsmithy 155827@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice! Why does camouflage look cool, though? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53982#post-155803 Mon, 31 Dec 2012 14:54:06 +0000 dvo4fun 155803@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'but the closest it came to working was when he stood to close to the Broccoli.</p> <p>Lovely line &amp; idea </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53982#post-155797 Mon, 31 Dec 2012 13:24:06 +0000 sigmund 155797@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5* I once accidentally walked into a guy who was wearing camouflage clothing. My ‘sorry, mate, didn’t see you’ was met with a sullen stare. No pleasing some people. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53982#post-155790 Mon, 31 Dec 2012 12:12:28 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 155790@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I love this idea.</p> <p>Urban camouflage could be a successful range of clothing, why stop at tins of beans and such? You could have boarded up shops daubed with graffiti for when you're out and about on the high street, or pictures of pissed people fighting, to make you practically invisible in a crowded bar on a Friday night. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53982#post-155745 Sun, 30 Dec 2012 15:59:26 +0000 Perks 155745@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>After a trip to a branch of Sainsbury's in 'colonial Kidderminster', a tribal leader from a Jungle in Botswana has pledged to offer his people a form of anti-camouflage similar to that seen on a middle-aged man in the supermarket.</p> <p> 'I saw the man wearing a camouflage jacket clearly designed to make him blend in to shrubbery' the leader explained, 'but the closest it came to working was when he stood to close to the Broccoli. I couldn't help but think he was either sent shopping by the SAS or he was trying to make a fashion statement. Owing to the fact the only 'Wings' he had earned were of the bingo variety, I'm guessing it was the latter'</p> <p> The new tribal jacket has been designed to provide camouflage to the wearer in a supermarket with tins of beans, loaves of bread, and bags of cat litter printed over the garment. 'Initially we found it odd wearing something so obviously designed for a different environment, but we have grown like it' he continued, 'especially the new ritual of beating with mops when I announce a spillage in aisle 3' </p>