http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53934 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 06:32:27 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53934#post-155689 Sat, 29 Dec 2012 23:00:00 +0000 Tess Goes 155689@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Try clearing up 12" footprints created with what looks like extra large rabbit droppings on a white sheepskin...<br /> Either Rudolf is gonna get some diapers from me next Christmas, or Santa needs to eat a bit healthier. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53934#post-155670 Sat, 29 Dec 2012 21:30:53 +0000 Squudge 155670@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>the carbon footprint of Satan </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53934#post-155668 Sat, 29 Dec 2012 21:21:17 +0000 quango 155668@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>He must have so many air miles by now.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53934#post-155642 Sat, 29 Dec 2012 13:35:47 +0000 beau-jolly 155642@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/tesco-price-comparison/snacks/jacobs_cheese_footballs_150g.html">May just be out of luck!</a></p> <p><a href="http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.php?t=1335241">or maybe not</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53934#post-155620 Sat, 29 Dec 2012 11:04:39 +0000 dvo4fun 155620@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Perhaps he should have employed a sweeper at the back.</p> <p>Hat ... coat ... door </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53934#post-155603 Sat, 29 Dec 2012 09:37:29 +0000 Squudge 155603@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>mm... cheese footballs...</p> <p>&lt;heads off to the supermarket&gt; </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53934#post-155599 Sat, 29 Dec 2012 09:23:23 +0000 dvo4fun 155599@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>First chuckle of the day. But are cheese footballs still available? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53934#post-155595 Sat, 29 Dec 2012 09:09:24 +0000 Midfield Diamond 155595@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Following a host of complaints about sherry glasses strewn about living rooms, mince-pie crumbs on the carpet and piles of coal dust on hearths, Father Christmas has confessed that he may have been a bit clumsy this year. "Every year I leave some evidence of my visit to 'prove' my existence," he said. "I sample the wares left out for me and then give the impression that I was too busy to clear up after myself, hence all Rudolph's half-eaten carrots and glittery straw on driveways."</p> <p>But he has vowed to clean up his act next year after a series of regrettable incidents. In several homes, he appeared to have raided the drinks cabinet and the snacks that had been stockpiled for Christmas, leaving whisky glasses, cheese footballs and peanuts all over the carpet. And in one house, he left a trail of 'snowy' footprints between the chimney and the Christmas tree, which Mrs Helen Green of Exeter had great difficulty in clearing up. "It was as if he'd trodden icing sugar into the carpet in his size twelve boots" she exclaimed. </p>