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		<title>Forum &#187; Topic: Headline of the Day</title>
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			<title>bonjonelson on "Headline of the Day"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53917#post-155734</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2012 12:50:53 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>bonjonelson</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;There's no other place quite like Croydon&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href=&#34;http://www.thisiscroydontoday.co.uk/West-Croydon-sewage-leak-caused-metre-fat/story-17646827-detail/story.html&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&#62;http://www.thisiscroydontoday.co.uk/West-Croydon-sewage-leak-caused-metre-fat/story-17646827-detail/story.html&#60;/a&#62;
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			<title>godly1966 on "Headline of the Day"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53917#post-155727</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2012 11:13:17 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>godly1966</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Never a dull moment in Croydon
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			<title>Sinnick on "Headline of the Day"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53917#post-155721</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2012 07:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Sinnick</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Especially love the last one. It must be so exciting in Croydon.
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			<title>bonjonelson on "Headline of the Day"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53917#post-155702</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2012 23:53:28 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>bonjonelson</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;and there's more&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;&#60;img src=&#34;https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/529736_10151037616149466_1164117139_n.jpg&#34;&#62;&#60;/p&#62;
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			<title>bonjonelson on "Headline of the Day"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53917#post-155699</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2012 23:39:41 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>bonjonelson</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;You can't beat the local news in Croydon.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;&#60;img src=&#34;http://www.red24management.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/croydon1.jpg&#34;&#62;&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;&#60;img src=&#34;http://www.red24management.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/croydon2.jpg&#34;&#62;&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;&#60;img src=&#34;http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2011/10/13/173437-pizza-warning-for-pond-lovers.jpg&#34;&#62;
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			<title>godly1966 on "Headline of the Day"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53917#post-155664</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2012 20:38:53 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>godly1966</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Dying in a cemetery does wonders for your carbon footprint
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			<title>Squudge on "Headline of the Day"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53917#post-155621</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2012 11:08:34 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Squudge</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;these chaps were simply being efficient&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;I am sure we could unearth more examples&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href=&#34;http://www.meltontimes.co.uk/news/local/breaking-news-body-found-in-melton-cemetery-1-4219703&#34;&#62;breaking news in Melton&#60;/a&#62;
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			<title>Golgo13 on "Headline of the Day"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53917#post-155616</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2012 10:52:36 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Golgo13</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Two dead men turn up in cemeteries only a few miles apart within months of each other? Both aged 50? &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;I think we have a comedy headline serial killer on our hands.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Who would be so sick as to commit crimes purely to contrive an amusing local newspaper headline?&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;What would Morgan Freeman have to say about all this?
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			<title>The All New Jeni B on "Headline of the Day"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53917#post-155609</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2012 10:20:20 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>The All New Jeni B</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Squudge, that's just across the water from us, but it's near enough.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Not the local paper's headline, but it's the same: &#60;a href=&#34;http://news.stv.tv/tayside/207649-body-of-dead-man-found-in-balgay-cemetery-by-police-officers/&#34;&#62;1000s more uncovered.&#60;/a&#62;
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			<title>The All New Jeni B on "Headline of the Day"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53917#post-155608</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2012 10:17:36 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>The All New Jeni B</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Squudge, that's just across the water from us, but it's near enough.
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>Squudge on "Headline of the Day"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53917#post-155606</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2012 09:53:39 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Squudge</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;@Jenni - will this do?&#60;br /&#62;
&#60;img src=&#34;http://assets4.pinimg.com/upload/87116574013871755_zJ77kw4A.jpg&#34;&#62;&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;I rather like the image of the scrum of photographers
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			<title>Sinnick on "Headline of the Day"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53917#post-155572</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2012 23:37:30 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Sinnick</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;@Carter: at least he had a discharge
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>The All New Jeni B on "Headline of the Day"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53917#post-155570</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2012 23:08:28 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>The All New Jeni B</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Yesterday's local evening paper had the headline: &#34;Body Found In Cemetery.&#34;&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Wish I'd screen-shot it, but I was laughing too hard.
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			<title>Lucy4 on "Headline of the Day"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53917#post-155569</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2012 23:02:50 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Lucy4</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;From the Hebden Bridge Evening All News: Town Council still unable to find anyone to walk up and find out what that Stoodly Pike thing is doing up there.
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			<title>Idiot on "Headline of the Day"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53917#post-155567</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2012 22:55:33 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Idiot</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;A recent, typically snappy headline from the Hull Daily Mail:&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href=&#34;http://www.thisishullandeastriding.co.uk/Jilted-wife-crashed-car-garage-east-Hull-home/story-17627143-detail/story.html&#34;&#62;Jilted wife who crashed car into garage next to east Hull home of husband's new partner in a jealous rage is spared jail&#60;/a&#62;
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			<title>Tripod on "Headline of the Day"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53917#post-155566</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2012 22:35:41 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Tripod</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;When I lived in hippy Hebden Bridge, I collected genuine headlines from the local paper. Such as...&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Burglars steal belongings&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Train timetable stays the same&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;No weather records broken...
&#60;/p&#62;</description>
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			<title>Carter on "Headline of the Day"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53917#post-155565</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2012 22:32:18 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Carter</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;It's quiet in my part of the country. This was the lead headline on the news section today.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href=&#34;http://www.thisisplymouth.co.uk/Urinating-man-noise-like-elephant/story-17699488-detail/story.html&#34;&#62;&#34;Urinating Man Made Noise Like Elephant&#34;&#60;/a&#62;
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