http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53897 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 23:04:54 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53897#post-155544 Fri, 28 Dec 2012 15:56:47 +0000 Lucy4 155544@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It wouldn't surprise me if the police made arrests without a shred of evidence.</p> <p>Thought you did well keeping out a mention of jolly westernised oriental gentlemen in a marmalade sub so, Ob La Di, life goes on. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53897#post-155542 Fri, 28 Dec 2012 15:30:11 +0000 Bourbon 155542@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>FFS, these awful conserve puns are spreading</p> <p>I could see this going viral in deepest darkest Peru </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53897#post-155541 Fri, 28 Dec 2012 15:24:44 +0000 Dickens or Shakespeare 155541@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It should be conserved. Conserved, geddit? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53897#post-155536 Fri, 28 Dec 2012 14:28:47 +0000 Idiot 155536@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I bet this makes it to the front page, you jammy bastard. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53897#post-155524 Fri, 28 Dec 2012 13:56:10 +0000 Squudge 155524@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Did you post this having skipped breakfast? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53897#post-155521 Fri, 28 Dec 2012 13:32:37 +0000 Drylaw 155521@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's always Jam Tomorrow with the plods. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53897#post-155497 Fri, 28 Dec 2012 11:08:20 +0000 waylandsmithy 155497@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Manchester police have been heavily criticised after refusing to act on a tip-off about a marmalade theft. Instead, the 'Peelers' dismissed the warning as a hoax, which ultimately led to a disappointing breakfast.</p> <p>"We apologise to the victims of this crime and promise to send a jam sandwich in future", said PC Golding. "Starting the day with an adequate police response shouldn't be the 'preserve' of the rich."</p> <p>Detectives are currently investigating a hoard of stolen breakfast ingredients at a Little Chef in Cheadle. When officers arrived, staff said 'they could definitely smell bacon.' </p>