http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53868 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 08:39:43 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53868#post-156181 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 21:38:43 +0000 rikkor 156181@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oxy, my ass hurting is a constant, like pi. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53868#post-156102 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 13:41:50 +0000 beau-jolly 156102@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Its been a while. This year I will write something funny. (Don't hold your breath) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53868#post-156096 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 13:23:09 +0000 Oxbridge 156096@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rikkor: This year, I will make my ass feel better </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53868#post-155793 Mon, 31 Dec 2012 12:30:14 +0000 Gerontius 155793@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Take up smoking </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53868#post-155788 Mon, 31 Dec 2012 11:49:12 +0000 bonjonelson 155788@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>My new year resolution will be 1280x1024 </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53868#post-155783 Mon, 31 Dec 2012 11:03:44 +0000 MADJEZ 155783@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I will spend more time in 2013 reading websites cookie policies and telling them what I think of the site BEFORE I've had the chance to use it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53868#post-155761 Sun, 30 Dec 2012 19:03:17 +0000 AReader 155761@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>For me: lose weight</p> <p>For David Cameron: get a bloody grip</p> <p>For Nick Clegg: accept that your political career is nearly over.</p> <p>For Ken Livingstone: be humble and don't tell a soul</p> <p>For the UK economy: there's some great offers at Poundland </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53868#post-155753 Sun, 30 Dec 2012 18:37:53 +0000 rikkor 155753@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes, I will stop constantly singing "When I think about me, I touch myself." That's a big step. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53868#post-155713 Sun, 30 Dec 2012 00:47:53 +0000 Squudge 155713@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm going to look up 'flogging a dead horse' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53868#post-155695 Sat, 29 Dec 2012 23:20:56 +0000 Tess Goes 155695@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm going to spread the cheek<br /> :-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53868#post-155563 Fri, 28 Dec 2012 21:58:04 +0000 Carter 155563@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Simon Cowell: I will turn on <em>The Machine</em> and the global X-Factor/Idol brand will launch into its horrific final phase. </p> <p>Slade: We will reform and win the Eurovision Song Contest. (Not a joke that one simply a long-held wish. Be great, wouldn't it?) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53868#post-155543 Fri, 28 Dec 2012 15:44:11 +0000 godly1966 155543@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes Wayland Ed Miliband can use his face, just not both sides of it at the same time. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53868#post-155442 Thu, 27 Dec 2012 15:53:40 +0000 dvo4fun 155442@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@wayland: "Ed Miliband: I will learn to use my face. Also, I will practice not being such a weird, creepy little freak." </p> <p>Now let's all at least TRY to be sensible ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53868#post-155437 Thu, 27 Dec 2012 14:27:06 +0000 waylandsmithy 155437@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ed Miliband: I will learn to use my face. Also, I will practice not being such a weird, creepy little freak. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53868#post-155436 Thu, 27 Dec 2012 13:36:00 +0000 Perks 155436@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wannabe: I will kill my Mother so I can have a good back story for XFactor </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53868#post-155435 Thu, 27 Dec 2012 13:33:00 +0000 Quaz 155435@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Any interesting New Year Resolutions? They could be personal, they could be to do with a famous figure. For Example:</p> <p>Lord Lucan - This year I will appear on "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here".</p> <p>The Queen - This year I will downsize to a single bungalow on the South Coast. </p>