http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53865 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 01:57:14 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53865#post-155429 Thu, 27 Dec 2012 11:58:11 +0000 simonjmr 155429@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Susan Marsters (50) a constantly befuddled, confused and scatterbrained office worker from Trowbridge, Wiltshire has claimed the lives of more victims over the Christmas holidays.</p> <p>Ms Marsters is renowned by Trowbridge chattering classes as the woman with the innate ability to kill movie, TV and rock stars with the utterance of just a few words.</p> <p>In conversation with her mother, partner and women's guild colleagues in the pre-christmas celebrations, she uttered the phrase "I thought they were already dead!!" whilst discussing Thunderbirds creater Gerry Anderson, Quincy star Jack Klugman and Tootsie supporting actor Charles Durning. Only for all three to drop dead the next day.</p> <p>Her recent run of form included Sir Patrick Moore with the comment "I've just bought my partner a book on astronomy by that Moore fella who died earlier in the year" - only for Sir Patrick to leave this mortal coil within seconds of the sentence being finished.</p> <p>Over Christmas dinner it has been speculated that her conversation included comments about the health of the Pope, Prince Philip, George Bush Senior and Justin Bieber.</p> <p>Friends of Ms Marsters are claiming that 2012 has been her most productive year, with Whitney Houston, Ravi Shankar, Frank Carson, Kenneth Kendal, Monkee Davy Jones, Neil Armstrong, Kim Jong Il, Robin Gibb and Donna Summer all falling foul of her supernatural predictions of their death. </p> <p>So much so William HIll, Ladbrokes and Paddy POwer have all suspended betting on the new year dead pool Yankee.</p> <p>More soon </p>