http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53827 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 18:08:05 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53827#post-155317 Wed, 26 Dec 2012 11:39:54 +0000 danster 155317@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Scientists under the employ of various supermarkets highly recommend a "normal" person requires to ingest at least four full supermarket trolleys of rubbish consumerist foodstuffs washed down with copious amounts of alcohol over both Christmas and Boxing days.<br /> However these same scientists failed to come to any conclusions why these "normal" people suffer bouts of overpowering indigestion, doses of the shits, and weight gain over these two days.<br /> This being the case they also recommend purchasing along with your conventional Christmas shopping, numerous large boxes of Rennies and several huge tins of Andrew's liver salts, multi packs of both Imodium and laxatives, as well as some of their paymasters recently stocked diet and exercise books respectively. </p>