http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53799 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 12:01:48 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53799#post-155423 Thu, 27 Dec 2012 10:12:20 +0000 Bourbon 155423@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm a newbie. But I am also the funniest biscuit based person here. The biggest tip I can give you is no matter what anyone else says, if you think you are funny then you definatly are. Also, many people will say honing and editing are the key to success, but I prefer the stream of consciousness approach to comedy. It's a think it write it policy. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53799#post-155346 Wed, 26 Dec 2012 21:25:24 +0000 Squudge 155346@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm still a newbie myself, not yet potty trained. Welcome. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53799#post-155344 Wed, 26 Dec 2012 21:20:31 +0000 Scroat 155344@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You chose a bad time. Everybody is hungover and liverish.</p> <p>And I've got a cold. Did I mention that? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53799#post-155314 Wed, 26 Dec 2012 11:17:35 +0000 Sinnick 155314@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Welcome aboard. Most of us don't bite, but I'm sure you've got the idea. Plenty of witty banter, and some not so witty.</p> <p>If you fancy getting something on the front page, try mixing a couple of news ideas from a new angle - tickers are easiest. Might work, but then it might not. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53799#post-155313 Wed, 26 Dec 2012 11:07:59 +0000 saltire 155313@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'crimbo' ? ffs danster.You'll pay for that. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53799#post-155308 Wed, 26 Dec 2012 10:55:26 +0000 Yikes 155308@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hi Danster, welcome to the forum.</p> <p>On the off-chance I've made you laugh (either at me or with me), I'll have a tax-neutral Starbucks coffee. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53799#post-155266 Tue, 25 Dec 2012 20:08:01 +0000 danster 155266@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Did you see what I did there?<br /> It will only work for a short time anyway, but no worries if you didn't as it just confirms that I regularly fail to live up to the miserably low standards I set myself.</p> <p>Oh, and hello by the way. I've been lurking for a few months but wanted to say you folks have certainly induced many a chuckle.<br /> I thank you for those laughs and I owe you a drink, unless unbeknown to me the government has implemented a stealth laughter tax in the last year which will no doubt hoover up more of my hard earned and further complicate my tax return. If that is the case then you're all a bunch of .........therapeutic antidepressants entities which I will attempt to declare as tax deductibles.</p> <p>Well happy crimbo if you do that sort of thing, and plain old hi if you don't. </p>