http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53701 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 03:48:41 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53701#post-154983 Sat, 22 Dec 2012 23:20:20 +0000 writinginbsl 154983@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yep</p> <p>stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53701#post-154970 Sat, 22 Dec 2012 19:46:41 +0000 Golgo13 154970@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53701#post-154967 Sat, 22 Dec 2012 19:29:40 +0000 apepper 154967@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Garages across Britain are being instructed to disable their air hose systems as a reaction to the lack of dry weather. The government hasn't ruled out rationing, with people being restricted to only breathing during the night, and only with very shallow breaths at that. </p> <p>A government spokesman explained; "It's simple prudence; we've limited air reserves so in the current environment of lack of dry air, it's sensible to conserve our resources." When asked when the restrictions might be lifted, he responded. "Don't hold your breath. I mean that, don't hold your breath, or you'll be severely punished." </p>