http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53692 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 16:17:00 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53692#post-154933 Sat, 22 Dec 2012 14:03:46 +0000 Ironduke 154933@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sounds like someone's suffering! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53692#post-154930 Sat, 22 Dec 2012 13:28:45 +0000 Squudge 154930@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>dreadful - 5 stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53692#post-154926 Sat, 22 Dec 2012 12:01:50 +0000 antharrison 154926@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>1. Thin minestrone soup</p> <p>Drink a vegetable cup-a-soup.<br /> Quickly chew one level tablespoon of Heinz spaghetti in tomato sauce.<br /> Drink one pint of lukewarm water.<br /> Wait 30 seconds.</p> <p>2. Christmas turkey puree</p> <p>Chew one small piece of turkey.<br /> Drink half a pint of cold water.<br /> Wait 30 seconds.<br /> Add cranberry sauce to taste.</p> <p>3. Warm Christmas mulled wine.</p> <p>Chew half an orange.<br /> Drink one pint of Rioja.<br /> Wait 90 seconds.</p> <p>4. Granny's traditional brandy sauce.</p> <p>Ask your grandmother to drink 100 ml of brandy and half a pint of double cream.<br /> Wait 15 seconds.</p> <p>5. Traditional Christmas log.</p> <p>Not applicable this year. </p>