http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53690 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 11:34:52 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53690#post-154931 Sat, 22 Dec 2012 13:43:26 +0000 Drylaw 154931@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great. I'm really looking forward to it. Normally I fucking hate this time of year. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53690#post-154922 Sat, 22 Dec 2012 11:41:22 +0000 antharrison 154922@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>With unprecedated levels of rainfall predicted over the Christmas period, Buckingham Palace has urged britons to celebrate the end of the Royal jubilee year with street parties and parades.</p> <p>Her Majesty has confirmed that she and her husband will take part in a spectacular Royal jubilee pageant along the river Thames from where she will deliver her Christmas speech at the traditional time of 2pm.</p> <p>Millions of revellers are expected to witness the event, with the fountains in Trafalgar Square expected to be particularly popular with union-flag waving citizens.</p> <p>'When we celebrated the jubilee during the summer we thought it might rain, and we were right, but we now have 100% positive confirmation of torrential precipitation on Christmas day, so we can guarantee all those celebrating a thorough soaking' said her Majesty 'And Prince Philip is particularly looking forward to a six hour boat procession along the river.'</p> <p>Buckingham Palace has confirmed that the appalling weather will mean that, as usual, the Red Arrows will be unable to appear, and instead a fleet of miniature submarines will travel along The Mall with Special Boat Service personnel pouring red, white and blue paint out of the the rear turret.</p> <p>After the celebrations the street parties will commence across the nation. Unlike most years, britons are not expected to complain that the turkey is 'A bit dry.' </p>