http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53663 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 19:53:10 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53663#post-154957 Sat, 22 Dec 2012 17:41:07 +0000 The All New Jeni B 154957@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Was it maybe a blue-bottle in a Christmas jumper?</p> <p>It might have got a bit pissed at its works party last night, and ended up in the wrong house. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53663#post-154956 Sat, 22 Dec 2012 17:24:59 +0000 godly1966 154956@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>tell it to buzz off </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53663#post-154934 Sat, 22 Dec 2012 14:08:16 +0000 Ironduke 154934@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Spiteful little shits in attention-seeking livery. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53663#post-154927 Sat, 22 Dec 2012 12:16:09 +0000 button 154927@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Vindictive stripey little bastards. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53663#post-154921 Sat, 22 Dec 2012 11:40:29 +0000 Squudge 154921@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>it did blunder about a bit, but it was too stripey to be a hobbit. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53663#post-154920 Sat, 22 Dec 2012 11:39:23 +0000 dvo4fun 154920@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks for the warning squuadge - I've just spotted the house swattie thing whilst having a pre-mother-i-l visitation check and thought 'well I won't need that again this season'. Are you sure it wasn't a Hobbit? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53663#post-154912 Sat, 22 Dec 2012 11:12:43 +0000 waylandsmithy 154912@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Never trust a bee. They're communists. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53663#post-154904 Sat, 22 Dec 2012 09:59:08 +0000 Falouan 154904@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just googled it and apparently..</p> <p>A (Working class) bee colony built nearby might do the trick and get rid of those pesky protestants for you </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53663#post-154884 Sat, 22 Dec 2012 08:31:48 +0000 Squudge 154884@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yep - definitely time to deploy that SWAT team... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53663#post-154880 Sat, 22 Dec 2012 08:02:47 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 154880@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Buzzing in the bedroom... are you sure it's a wasp Squudge? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53663#post-154878 Sat, 22 Dec 2012 07:45:19 +0000 Squudge 154878@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>mm... &lt;shakes head&gt; no.</p> <p>However, after I had let the thing out of the window I kept hearing another one. Might have been an auditory hallucination brought on by the trauma.</p> <p>I don't think the wasp was happy either. It is raining rather heavily outside.</p> <p>@Perks - should I call a SWAT team? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53663#post-154875 Sat, 22 Dec 2012 07:36:09 +0000 Username 154875@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>just had a wasp ... a WASP... land on my ear while I was trying to sleep. No more sleep for me.</p> <p>...anyone got tips on removing nests, if I have one? </p> <p>Posted 3 hours ago # </blockquote></p> <p>It is HIGHLY UNLIKELY that you will have a nest in such a short time.<br /> It's been three hours. Have more wasps come out of your ear? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53663#post-154874 Sat, 22 Dec 2012 07:22:54 +0000 Perks 154874@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The only one way to deal with bad wasps with stings is using good guys with guns </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53663#post-154863 Sat, 22 Dec 2012 05:51:28 +0000 Golgo13 154863@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Have some bran flakes. </p> <p>Then you will not notice the wasp in your ear. </p> <p>They're tasty, tasty, very very tasty. </p> <p>They're very tasty. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53663#post-154852 Sat, 22 Dec 2012 04:22:31 +0000 Squudge 154852@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>just had a wasp ... a WASP... land on my ear while I was trying to sleep. No more sleep for me.</p> <p>...anyone got tips on removing nests, if I have one? </p>