http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53649 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 14:30:30 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53649#post-154855 Sat, 22 Dec 2012 04:41:09 +0000 Squudge 154855@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think complementary subs should be encouraged - 'specially funny ones, like this. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53649#post-154833 Fri, 21 Dec 2012 23:23:54 +0000 DustyBinLaden 154833@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I know, I know, it's already an FP. Just fancied running up something of my own. That's what an evening in a Glasgow pub does for you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53649#post-154832 Fri, 21 Dec 2012 23:20:46 +0000 DustyBinLaden 154832@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mayans who predicted the end of the world yesterday have admitted that they were just ‘fucking with our shit’ for a laugh.</p> <p>There have been earnest predictions by people who claim to understand the Mayan prophecy and the intricacies of its multiple calendars. </p> <p>Derek and Rose Hepworth, who live near Salisbury, have been keeping their bath filled with fresh drinking water since Wednesday. </p> <p>‘The Mayans have three complex calendars: the Tzolk’in, the Haab, and the Long Count,’ said Rose, ‘and it’s this last one that signifies the end of time on the 21st of December.’</p> <p>‘Basically, that’s bollocks,’ said a Mayan. ‘We do have three calendars, but one is for work, one for home stuff, like getting the cats wormed, and one for counting down the days to Christmas.’</p> <p>‘I got mine from Clinton. It’s got puppies on it, and there is chocolate inside.’ </p>