http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53581 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 01:43:43 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53581#post-154673 Thu, 20 Dec 2012 20:34:56 +0000 Tess Goes 154673@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Armed with a French phrase book, a good lunch box and a canoe pinched from Edgbaston, Bob Numan from Birmingham decided to do what any man would do after a heavy day on the booze, and go abroad and buy some more.<br /> "All I really really wanted, All I really really wanted" he sang "Woz to see the sea you see"<br /> After twenty four cans of Special Brew, he tucked a few bungee cords in his pocket staggered down to his local watersports centre then phoned for a cab.<br /> Jayne from 'A4Z Taxis' on dyslexic job experience took the call and immediately sent a driver to pick up a man with a canoe strapped to his back and drive him to Dover.<br /> Within twenty or so minutes into the rapid currents of the Dover Straits Bob had said "Goodbye" and "Fare well", although during the four hour journey he talked the walk and spoke a load of shite as you do... Apparently.<br /> BoB was later seen in a boat having chopped off his tadger.<br /> An eye witness said " I've seen some duckers and divers in my time but fair play to him"<br /> Adding "He chopped it off, stuck it in his mouth and just got on with it"<br /> .....<br /> What ever floats your boat </p>