http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53566 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 09:34:19 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53566#post-154818 Fri, 21 Dec 2012 22:11:06 +0000 The All New Jeni B 154818@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>One that was once sent to my Dad:</p> <p>Mary and Joseph at the open stable door, inside, the three wise men are crouched around baby Jesus in the manger.<br /> Guy at the door with a clip-board in hand and a briefcase with "CSA" printed on it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53566#post-154686 Thu, 20 Dec 2012 23:44:11 +0000 antharrison 154686@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>My favourites are:</p> <p>- A truimphant Joseph and Mary holding a child (on the front cover), with "It's a girl" as the greeting inside.</p> <p>- A front cover picture of a cat eating a dead Robin, with the greeting inside of "Ding bloody dong" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53566#post-154684 Thu, 20 Dec 2012 23:16:27 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 154684@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I got one with a picture of Jesus on and a message that read "I hope you get some good shit for my birthday" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53566#post-154677 Thu, 20 Dec 2012 21:49:34 +0000 godly1966 154677@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Here’s a poem out of one card.<br /> Don't worry about the past its history<br /> Don't worry about the future it’s yet to come,<br /> And don't worry about the present because I haven't bought you one.</p> <p>Personally I give everyone a piece of old newspaper and write this on it.<br /> Moneys tight times are hard here’s your f*#@ing Christmas card. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53566#post-154671 Thu, 20 Dec 2012 20:02:27 +0000 Tripod 154671@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I got a card saying 'Merry Christmas.... but we've had to repossess your house"... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53566#post-154668 Thu, 20 Dec 2012 19:48:24 +0000 rikkor 154668@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I have a black friend who sent out cards of a black Mary and Jesus looking down at a white infant Jesus in the manger. Inside it says "What chile be dis?" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53566#post-154600 Thu, 20 Dec 2012 11:44:15 +0000 beau-jolly 154600@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just wondering what your funniest cards have been.<br /> I just got one with an image of Jesus and the caption "Its all about me!" Inside: me, me, me! I laughed my socks off.</p> <p>There's also the far side one I sent me dad a while back. There are 2 guys at a door asking "Have you found Jesus?" I had to point out to dad the sandals poking out from behind a curtain. Oh how we laughed... eventually.</p> <p>If my scanner worked I'd show you. </p>