http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53557 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 07:44:45 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53557#post-154615 Thu, 20 Dec 2012 13:16:01 +0000 button 154615@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>like it </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53557#post-154583 Thu, 20 Dec 2012 10:48:49 +0000 Yikes 154583@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Long term unemployed Liverpool man, Gavin Smith, says his quest to find the perfect vegetative state could be over after a successful trial hibernation last weekend. Mr Smith, who has his eye on a longer sofa that will stretch all the way to his fridge, hopes a three month long hibernation will enable him to hit his savings goal.</p> <p>Mr Smith said he has previously tried torpor, but internally recycling piss for a protein boost was not his cup of tea. Nor was a lengthy coma ideal, ‘the need to occasionally blink the eyes to communicate became too wearying’ said Mr Smith. </p>