http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53496 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 00:47:03 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53496#post-154482 Wed, 19 Dec 2012 18:01:57 +0000 Gerontius 154482@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Some excruciating puns shoe-horned into that sub<br /> So it's ***** from me all the way.<br /> Nosey Rosey anyone.....4.7%....does exactly what it says on the bar pull. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53496#post-154478 Wed, 19 Dec 2012 17:45:47 +0000 Cinders 154478@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thank you; nice post.</p> <p>I feel I must admit that my addition was only due to some on the spot guidance from Kim Jong Un, and he should take all the credit. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53496#post-154475 Wed, 19 Dec 2012 17:29:25 +0000 flyerblade 154475@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice addition Cinders ;-)</p> <p>As I understand it the "Dear Leader" invented Febreze, Lynx and rice. And in fact everything. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53496#post-154469 Wed, 19 Dec 2012 16:41:15 +0000 Cinders 154469@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>NK is hoping that, following a successful docking with the space station, over 25kg of rice will be loaded and transferred back to Pyongyang to enable them to celebrate Christmas in style </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53496#post-154404 Wed, 19 Dec 2012 10:47:16 +0000 Squudge 154404@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Pyong a bit? a squirt of Febreze down the spacesuit is the standard drill. Or Lynx, if we are being 'classy'. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53496#post-154400 Wed, 19 Dec 2012 10:24:19 +0000 flyerblade 154400@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Western astronomers may have reported North Korea's satellite as 'tumbling' and hence 'out of control' but today Pyongyang has insisted their satellite is working well and is simply misunderstood.</p> <p>When asked about the washing machine-sized satellite, a spokesperson for the regime said "Yes, of course it is washing machine sized. It is a washing machine. Well, to be technically accurate, a washer-dryer".<br /> "It's really not hard to grasp - it IS tumbling; which is what it is designed to do." he added. "North Korea insists on being involved in the international space exploration effort, so we have launched a clothes washing facility for the International Space Station which will shortly dock with it." </p> <p>After closer inspection of the claims NASA officials had to concede: "Remarkably, the machine's door and its seal exactly match those of the ISS".</p> <p>When pressed about whether the ISS needed such as facility the North Korean official replied "Of course. After a few months in orbit with no new clothes, it is going to Pyong a bit in there by now. Persily I think the whole thing Daz been misunderstood. Yes it has an Ariel, but even that is non-bio. We are totally against launching anything biological on rockets" </p>