http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53454 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 15:13:35 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53454#post-154274 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 18:38:25 +0000 Squudge 154274@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>ditto </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53454#post-154265 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 18:11:36 +0000 Perks 154265@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>w5 from me, Despite a groan at the punch line!s </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53454#post-154262 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 17:59:30 +0000 Nunnion Splendacular 154262@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Park rangers at Yellowstone Park have asked campers to take their rubbish home with them, rather than tucking it into the folds of slumbering animals.</p> <p>“These animals are bloody expensive, and maintaining them is a nightmare”, complained Ranger Fred Dibley. “Clogging them full of crisp packets just makes our job harder.” Dibley says anyone who sees someone trying to stuff an old yoghurt pot in a chipmunk or ground squirrel should contact his office immediately. </p> <p>“The orifices of hibernating animals should only be used to warm your hands, or heat up a thermos flask at a pinch”, decreed Dibley. “Waking up to find their fur covered in sweet wrappers can be very distressing for our largest omnivores: they pride themselves on being smarter than the average bear.”</p> <p>Neat-O! </p>