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Forum » Topic: SCOTLAND CENSUS RESULTS - More Scots carry STD's than mobile phones http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53390 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 01:22:40 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php Bourbon on "SCOTLAND CENSUS RESULTS - More Scots carry STD's than mobile phones" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53390#post-154055 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 22:03:47 +0000 Bourbon 154055@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Phone your local sexual health clinic and leave your phone number with full STD Haha, that's funny Dick Everyman on "SCOTLAND CENSUS RESULTS - More Scots carry STD's than mobile phones" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53390#post-154053 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 22:00:45 +0000 Dick Everyman 154053@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Phew, for a moment there I thought I was infected... Mr Brightside on "SCOTLAND CENSUS RESULTS - More Scots carry STD's than mobile phones" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53390#post-154052 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:59:24 +0000 Mr Brightside 154052@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Do most people call it an STD or STI? malgor on "SCOTLAND CENSUS RESULTS - More Scots carry STD's than mobile phones" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53390#post-154051 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:59:23 +0000 malgor 154051@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ No, Dick. They're just area dialling codes. It's a different thing altogether. Dick Everyman on "SCOTLAND CENSUS RESULTS - More Scots carry STD's than mobile phones" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53390#post-154050 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:54:17 +0000 Dick Everyman 154050@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Strewth just noticed my mobile phone carries SDT's! Bourbon on "SCOTLAND CENSUS RESULTS - More Scots carry STD's than mobile phones" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53390#post-154048 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:50:44 +0000 Bourbon 154048@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Bless you can quote a song you are named after If you want I can name the ingredients in a Bourbon biscuit but I can't see the point I thought you didn't care about comments? Tess Goes on "SCOTLAND CENSUS RESULTS - More Scots carry STD's than mobile phones" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53390#post-154047 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:47:46 +0000 Tess Goes 154047@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I'm always willing to check vaginas. I'm not great at "Scratch 'n Sniff" although I'm rather popular at parties dressed as Jimmy Savile. Mr Brightside on "SCOTLAND CENSUS RESULTS - More Scots carry STD's than mobile phones" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53390#post-154040 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:41:04 +0000 Mr Brightside 154040@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Jealousy.... Turning saints into the sea..... Bourbon on "SCOTLAND CENSUS RESULTS - More Scots carry STD's than mobile phones" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53390#post-154036 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:35:32 +0000 Bourbon 154036@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Oh I know Either Jeni has a mobile phone and doesn't like weak jokes about phones, Or Jeni has an STD and gets emotional about it Or Jeni is Scottish and will probably think this is a bit lazy and shit. Answers on a postcard Ok one final clue, it's not the first 2 options Now, where can you buy postcards, I may win this. Mr Brightside on "SCOTLAND CENSUS RESULTS - More Scots carry STD's than mobile phones" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53390#post-154031 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:29:38 +0000 Mr Brightside 154031@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I'm.... Confused....?? The All New Jeni B on "SCOTLAND CENSUS RESULTS - More Scots carry STD's than mobile phones" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53390#post-154028 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:26:37 +0000 The All New Jeni B 154028@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I'm not going to bother. I think Syphilis is at play here. Sorry, already at play here. Mr Brightside on "SCOTLAND CENSUS RESULTS - More Scots carry STD's than mobile phones" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53390#post-154026 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:21:57 +0000 Mr Brightside 154026@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Sorry...? Perks on "SCOTLAND CENSUS RESULTS - More Scots carry STD's than mobile phones" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53390#post-154025 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:21:15 +0000 Perks 154025@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ don your tin hat. I think Jeni may be in soon. Mr Brightside on "SCOTLAND CENSUS RESULTS - More Scots carry STD's than mobile phones" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53390#post-154016 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:09:15 +0000 Mr Brightside 154016@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Please add more to this list I feel there is a huge potential for clever statements.... Mr Brightside on "SCOTLAND CENSUS RESULTS - More Scots carry STD's than mobile phones" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53390#post-154006 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 20:59:34 +0000 Mr Brightside 154006@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ This week a closer look at the Scotland Census results showed that more Scots carry Sexually Transmitted Diseases than mobile phones. With over 3.2million people admit to carrying a mobile phone around, there is 4.1million carrying STD's. Views from the public varied. SARAH MILLER, 30 - "I often carry around at least 2 at a time, but I don't have a mobile" KEVIN BYRNE, 37 - "I'm waiting for syphlis and chlamydia to merge before I get one" DEAN MULLIN , 14 - "My parents won't let me get one until I'm 16 and responsible" PETER DOWNEY, 55 - "Most people don't use protection, I always insure my mobile" GORDON HYNDMAN , 24 - "I always ask new partners what they carry, I have free O2 minutes" IAN MACDONALD, 45 - "Back in the day my Uncle was the first to have one, in the end he gave it to my sister" DAVID REID, 26 -" I took mine abroad and gave it to a girl from Essex, pretty sure she gave it to her boyfriend" COLIN DUNSMORE , 33 - "I'm not a snob, but if its not an iClap I'm not interested" Politicians will look into educating youngsters the dangers of letting it go off as you drive on a busy street.