http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53381 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 02:12:45 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53381#post-154223 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 14:49:44 +0000 beau-jolly 154223@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I love the line "she's come out of her shell". You just know the writer was sniggering. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53381#post-154209 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 13:23:52 +0000 charlies_hat 154209@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ironically, I've discovered that the little laxative capsules from the Chemist make excellent tortoise dildo's. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53381#post-154192 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 12:24:52 +0000 Ironduke 154192@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think this has escalated and snow balled from a hurried cover story when a certain item was discovered in her emergency bag. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53381#post-154149 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 08:38:14 +0000 Nowherefast 154149@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That's one that would be amusing to see as a Blue Peter feature on pet care ( is Blue Peter even still running?) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53381#post-154142 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 08:03:03 +0000 Sinnick 154142@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"... also being used to help other animals such as constipated dogs"</p> <p>That image will stay with me today. Thanks a bunch. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53381#post-154129 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 07:25:59 +0000 Gerontius 154129@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's not my area of expertise but don't most women fall asleep during sex with their partners/husbands anyway. A vibrating dildo is the only way most women will ever experience anything sensational in the tummy area.<br /> Vibrating dildos can relieve constipation in men but not by strapping them to your tummy. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53381#post-153959 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 18:02:41 +0000 malgor 153959@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tortoise: 'I was trying to hibernate!' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53381#post-153946 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 17:46:02 +0000 waylandsmithy 153946@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ironduke, you can just blow most animals through with an air hose, in all honesty. They're pretty tough: they make most of them from leather. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53381#post-153940 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 17:24:15 +0000 Ironduke 153940@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.cisionwire.com/animal-protection-agency/r/vibrating-tortoise-is--cured--as-experts-warn-that-tortoises-are-not-easy-pets,c9348516">Vibrator cures constipated tortoise</a><br /> I wonder who volunteered / ordered this one? I might need to check our invoices... </p>