http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53379 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 10:06:09 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53379#post-153953 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 17:57:44 +0000 waylandsmithy 153953@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think I'd end this with Kate being interviewed and being very apologetic for the misunderstanding, but then revealing some terrible dark secret about the royal family by accident. Maybe Phillip has been much more supportive, since the scan showed the child wasn't ginger? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53379#post-153948 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 17:50:12 +0000 Anonymous 153948@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yup... this needs a fifth paragraph/ending. Completely agree Wayland. I wrote it in ten minutes but the muse buggered off at the last.</p> <p>It being somewhat topical, I've shoved it up here in hope that someone will do the necessary... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53379#post-153944 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 17:42:50 +0000 waylandsmithy 153944@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I quite like this, although the ending is rubbish, it just peters out. Maybe Lineker could claim it was a prank question and he never expected her to answer? Probly not. Oh well.</p> <p>Generally you need to end with a joke, or a terrible pun, or something that flips the whole story on its head. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53379#post-153928 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 16:48:54 +0000 Anonymous 153928@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Gary Lineker, who lead the BBC presentation team on last night's Sports Review of the Year, has been severely reproached by Buckingham Palace. </p> <p>Lineker, a 52 year old commoner from Leicester, approached the Duchess of Cambridge, without an official introduction, to inquire after her health. The Duchess, looking radiant in a full-length Alexander McQueen green gown, was clearly taken aback by the intrusion. But rather than make an ugly scene in front of David Beckham and Lord Coe, was believed to have answered, “I'm feeling fine.”</p> <p>Which would have been an end of the sorry affair. Had not the Palace woken this morning to national newspaper headlines claiming “Kate Feeling Fine.”</p> <p>“That's the last time anyone says a word to that Gary Lineker,” snarled Lt Colonel Mark Ponsonby-Ffitch shortly before luncheon was served. “Only cads and gutter-snipes talk to the press and betray a Royal confidence.</p> <p>Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge and wife to Prince William, is 30. </p>