http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53378 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 14:07:31 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53378#post-154141 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 07:59:38 +0000 Sinnick 154141@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great local story.</p> <p>If he'd actually pierced one of the tyres, he probably wouldn't have survived. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53378#post-154131 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 07:31:26 +0000 Gerontius 154131@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>They didn't even mention the pig he took on the bus...oh yes, Scotland.<br /> Forgot </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53378#post-154086 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 00:43:05 +0000 Username 154086@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Forks, knives - I think they've got an a comprehensive anti-cutlery thing going on up there.<br /> Apprently offering to spoon a fellow commuter can get you kicked off pretty damn quick too.<br /> When you think about it, I suppose public transport's really just for people in the know. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53378#post-153974 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 19:21:05 +0000 Ironduke 153974@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Turned violent and threw a haymaker. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53378#post-153968 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 18:21:54 +0000 malgor 153968@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Asked how he came by the implement, he replied: 'I came to a fork in the road, so I took it.' Ba-dum, tsh. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53378#post-153955 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 17:58:21 +0000 Dick Everyman 153955@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>He should've got a fork lift home...boom boom! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53378#post-153934 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 17:14:56 +0000 writinginbsl 153934@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>dug himself into a bit of a hole, perhaps</p> <p>a tiney one </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53378#post-153929 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 16:48:58 +0000 Squudge 153929@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"I just wanted to get the fork home." ...of course that is what he said </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53378#post-153926 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 16:41:54 +0000 Ironduke 153926@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Taking on a bus with a pitchfork- reminiscent of Polish lancers charging Panzers in the Blitzkreig.</p> <p>I wonder just how many Scottish cliches it is possible to get into one story? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53378#post-153925 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 16:41:01 +0000 malgor 153925@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The police seem to have been generous in their understanding of what the drunken Scot actually said to them.</p> <p>Someone should explain to the bus driver that it's knives that are banned, not forks. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53378#post-153924 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 16:27:44 +0000 beau-jolly 153924@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This week's BBC Neat-o of "Get the f*ck home" was won by Tayside with its hilarious pitchfork story </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53378#post-153922 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 16:20:34 +0000 The All New Jeni B 153922@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sadly no. I've been trying to figure out how he got the fork to the hospital if the bus drivers were refusing to allow him to travel with it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53378#post-153919 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 16:07:14 +0000 beau-jolly 153919@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jeni, Was this initially reported in a Nigerian paper? Duncan Gordon? He couldn't be more Scotish if he had tartan buttocks! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53378#post-153917 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 16:02:37 +0000 The All New Jeni B 153917@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-20759794">Just wanting to get the fork home...</a> </p>