http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53376 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 10:04:55 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53376#post-154090 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 01:04:07 +0000 Very Little Else 154090@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Little did we realise, all those years ago, that Tears for Fears had been lurking in the flower border beneath Brian Blessed's bathroom window on Shave Night. So, not meaningless 80's lyrics after all, but rather overheard directions to Mrs B: "SHOUT, SHOUT. LET IT ALL OUT. THESE ARE THE THINGS I CAN DO WITHOUT. OH COME ON, I'M TALKING TO YOU...etc etc" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53376#post-153967 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 18:13:48 +0000 Dick Everyman 153967@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I did once and there's still an ongoing inquiry... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53376#post-153962 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 18:04:19 +0000 waylandsmithy 153962@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love it! I want to smell of Brian Blessed: I think secretly, we all do. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53376#post-153930 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 16:53:54 +0000 button 153930@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks for linking it in Pinxit, i hadn't thought of that.</p> <p>Shakes I think you mean GORDON'S ALIVE!!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53376#post-153918 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 16:03:37 +0000 Shakes McNails 153918@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Gordon's alive!!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53376#post-153916 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 16:02:20 +0000 Perks 153916@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice. 5 from me sir </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53376#post-153913 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 15:55:44 +0000 pinxit 153913@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Another possible candidate for Stan's <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52392">Christmas Gift Emporium</a>?</p> <p>I can see the brand and packaging now... 'SHOUT!' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53376#post-153906 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 15:25:16 +0000 button 153906@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If you’ve yet to buy something for the loved one in your life, Blessed Musk could be the answer you were looking for, but act quickly!</p> <p>Following a chance discovery in June it has been revealed that Brian Blessed possess a musk gland which excretes a substance with incredible aphrodisiac powers. Brian’s wife was shaving his back for the summer months when she inadvertently tweaked the nub and was overcome with passion having inhaled the excreta.</p> <p>The substance is obtained my milking the gland found in the back/rectal area, and is currently available on ebay from louderthanyou36 for a Buy it Now price of £5,000 per 5ml.</p> <p>The high price reflects the fact that supplies are limited, and further provision cannot be made until Spring as Brian hibernates for the winter.</p> <p>Spokesman for P&amp;P Perfumes in New York Hector Jones told us “It’s true we are in talks with Brian’s management around releasing an official scent”. P&amp;P Perfumes are responsible for some of the other successful scents this festive season such as Justin Bieber’s “Bromance” and Taylor Swift’s “Swift 1”. Jones went on “This is a sector we have had a lot of past success in, we’ve been milking celebs for perfume sales for years.”</p> <p>NEAT-O </p>