http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53370 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 09:31:06 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53370#post-154057 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 22:09:53 +0000 Tess Goes 154057@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Debbie McGee makes my cock pop out like magic </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53370#post-153936 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 17:18:49 +0000 Newsquelch 153936@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Every year they warn us that one of us will inadvertently toast Daniels, or suffocate Bill Oddie in our chimney or accidentally trap a Fearnley-Whittingstall in our compost heap, or eviscerate a hairy biker with a wing mirror. So we all remain vigilant..</p> <p>But, despite the warnings, I do secretly leave out plates of tripe for them. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53370#post-153888 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 14:24:02 +0000 simonjmr 153888@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dimuinutive former TV magician and wig wearer of the year 1985, faces extinctiion due to his fascination with sleeping under piles of leaves and twigs dutring the winter months, and subsequently these piles of garden detrius being set alight be gardeners.</p> <p>"You'll light, this not alot Mr Daniels" said Marco Destrial of the NSPCPD.</p> <p>More soon </p>