http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 16:31:21 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369&page=2#post-162819 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 18:52:50 +0000 lane-avenger 162819@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>if john gets elected will we have to do all the work? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369&page=2#post-162817 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 18:48:28 +0000 Gerontius 162817@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Give them all a kitten </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-162816 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 18:46:24 +0000 sigmund 162816@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>John will do whatever the party whips tell him to. Just like every other back bencher. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-162812 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 18:34:11 +0000 Jeremy Hunt 162812@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>''Amnesty International and Human Rights Watch look with horror on those who speak out about murder, mutilation and oppression if the murderers, mutilators and oppressors do not fit into their script. The Guardian, New Statesman and BBC turn away with embarrassed coughs. The police want to keep the natives of the East End quiet by cooperating with Islamic Forum Europe. Although Labour ministers, particularly Labour women ministers, tried to speak out against the double standards during the last government, the policy of the Labour establishment has been to do nothing to upset the ethnic block vote. The Liberal Democrats meanwhile are as reliably anti-liberal on this issue as on so many others. It tells you all you need to know about the debased state of liberal-left politics that Sahgal and Tax are more likely to get a fair hearing from Cameron than Miliband or Clegg''.<br /> Should John be successful,which side will he take in this civil war.I await with interest.<br /> <a href="http://www.centreforsecularspace.org" rel="nofollow">http://www.centreforsecularspace.org</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-162809 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 18:24:09 +0000 lane-avenger 162809@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is it likely that Human Torch, Thing, Invisible Woman and Mr Fantastic will return to 'make Europe pay' if so it's conversion to islam for me as there's no way I am sitting through that again. Bin-lane Avenger. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-162807 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 18:08:39 +0000 beau-jolly 162807@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Do you suppose the press will comb through the whole site looking for dirt? What other dirt can we plant? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-162747 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 15:18:57 +0000 writinginbsl 162747@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>i agree with areader </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-162734 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 14:57:45 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 162734@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I remember Cuntface’s surprise appearance on the FP well, those were the days. It was still mostly fields around here, we didn’t have issues with the site crashing all the time, there was less spam, lots of the old WoMs were still contributing and some of Oxy’s subs were only on their second airing.</p> <p>Happy memories. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-162733 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 14:57:23 +0000 Tripod 162733@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Something that John O'Farrell should address.</blockquote></p> <p>Yes, let's hope he takes on Islamic fundamentalism, and put the mullahs' fabled sense of humour to the test... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-162731 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 14:51:06 +0000 AReader 162731@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What most entertains me about this is that a footballer is being prosecuted in Scotland for telling one of his twitter followers to "go back where he came from" yet the protesters who threaten death get a free pass. </p> <p>Just amazing. Something that John O'Farrell should address. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-162730 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 14:44:06 +0000 Perks 162730@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think this would bomb in Eastleigh. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-162728 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 14:41:39 +0000 rickwestwell 162728@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You know, I never knew BBC stood for "British Blasphemic Crusaders". No wonder people get upset, how insensitive!</p> <p>Good sub, in the finest tradition of writing stuff you know won't be used. Like eating orphans. Although they did go crazy one weekend and publish my "Cuntface" sub - if that can get approved, anything can. Except this one, probably. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-162709 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 14:24:01 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 162709@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There will never be a better time to run this than while JoF is running for office.</p> <p>Come on, what's the worst that could happen? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-154238 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 16:09:13 +0000 Sinnick 154238@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Have you? I should look at male physiques more often. I'll wager the ladies on this site have peeked. And a couple of the gentlemen.</p> <p>Curious, isn't it, that we might feel Ok about suggesting the Pope's a cnut, but uncomfortable about saying whether Mohammed has a beard - even from the safety of a pseudonym.</p> <p>Oh, yes, I remember why:</p> <p><img src="http://timesonline.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/25/06_02_2006_1117_2.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-154235 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 15:49:25 +0000 Gerontius 154235@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Giant .....<br /> <a href="http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2006/09/20/cerne-abbas-giant-penis-was-added-by-twelve-year-old-boys/" rel="nofollow">http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2006/09/20/cerne-abbas-giant-penis-was-added-by-twelve-year-old-boys/</a><br /> more Abbas<br /> <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7805" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=7805</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-154161 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 09:38:59 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 154161@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thank you everybody. I will be absolutely stunned if this makes the FP, but thought I’d write it anyway. After all, I’m not the one who has to justify the decision to publish it should it be used.</p> <p>I tried very hard to not make it offensive to Islam, the butt of the joke are the police really for their lack of understanding. But people can get a bit touchy about this sort of thing and might not necessarily accept that explanation.</p> <p>Sinnick – what new gravatar? I’ve had this one for ages now. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-154155 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 09:11:06 +0000 Sinnick 154155@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Incidentally, VCG, is your new Gravatar trying to hint at something ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-154153 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 09:05:45 +0000 Sinnick 154153@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Para 3, could say "swarthy appearance" - in line with immigration policies. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-154136 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 07:38:06 +0000 Gerontius 154136@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Q : Why are there never any gay muslims on The Apprentice?<br /> A : Because they would never try and turn a prophet </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-154089 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 00:57:52 +0000 Username 154089@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can I have your right hand when they chop it off, VCG?</p> <p>I've always liked your stories, and I hope to have it grafted on, stick a pen in it, and let it do it's thing.</p> <p>That way we can all remember the creative writer who laughed off the Mayan prophecy, saying <blockquote> </blockquote>"End of the World, my Arse. My big fat Muslim Arse. My Big fat bugg[/quote] [quote] </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-154003 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 20:54:46 +0000 charlies_hat 154003@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>He could perform a miracle by getting someone to buy one of their scratch cards.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-153994 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 20:45:13 +0000 reforse 153994@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thats great, 5*<br /> Could Jesus feed the flight using a bread roll and a jar of fish paste less than 100ml. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-153984 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 19:43:00 +0000 custard cream 153984@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-153978 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 19:29:00 +0000 Perks 153978@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yep. I echo the thoughts above, except the one about muslims' sense of humour, they find a lot of things funny. Maybe we could turn this into a cartoon </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-153966 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 18:13:44 +0000 MADJEZ 153966@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Many stars, love it. I shall await the fatwa when it hits the front page ! No sense of humour some of these Muslims. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-153935 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 17:17:26 +0000 writinginbsl 153935@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>one of my favourites</p> <p>loved it</p> <p>peace be upon you,vcg </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-153927 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 16:47:05 +0000 Ironduke 153927@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think Ryanair have been following Jesus' Guide to Mass Caterring for some time...I believe getting a decent meal and a glass of wine is little short of miraculous on their service. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-153908 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 15:28:07 +0000 dvo4fun 153908@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It was nice knowing you VCG. Can I have something expensive but with no sentimental value to remember you by? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-153898 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 14:57:57 +0000 button 153898@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53369#post-153896 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 14:51:09 +0000 Shakes McNails 153896@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just brilliant. Loving the onboard food sales being hit. </p>