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Forum » Topic: NEAT-O 17/12/2012 http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53366 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 20:48:40 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php Midfield Diamond on "NEAT-O 17/12/2012" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53366#post-154755 Fri, 21 Dec 2012 13:00:25 +0000 Midfield Diamond 154755@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Is everybody done? Shall I issue my considered verdict later tonight or do you want the weekend to finally polish up that gem you've been working on all week? And to brazenly split an infinitive while you're at it. In the absence of any pleas for Fergie time, I'll publish the results after several pints of whatever Christmas Ale my local is serving tonight. Yikes on "NEAT-O 17/12/2012" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53366#post-154588 Thu, 20 Dec 2012 10:59:26 +0000 Yikes 154588@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ pants. couldn't even think of a snappy 3rd para ... <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53557" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53557</a> sigmund on "NEAT-O 17/12/2012" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53366#post-154409 Wed, 19 Dec 2012 11:06:31 +0000 sigmund 154409@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53498&replies=1#post-154408" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53498&replies=1#post-154408</a> weematt on "NEAT-O 17/12/2012" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53366#post-154367 Wed, 19 Dec 2012 07:30:36 +0000 weematt 154367@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53489">pointed remark</a> <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53495">Part-time shitting</a> malgor on "NEAT-O 17/12/2012" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53366#post-154317 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 22:25:40 +0000 malgor 154317@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ malgor on "NEAT-O 17/12/2012" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53366#post-154308 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 21:56:45 +0000 malgor 154308@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53466&replies=1#post-154307">Yo</a> Nunnion Splendacular on "NEAT-O 17/12/2012" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53366#post-154263 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 18:00:04 +0000 Nunnion Splendacular 154263@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53454&replies=1#post-154262">complete rubbish</a> beau-jolly on "NEAT-O 17/12/2012" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53366#post-154249 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 17:10:04 +0000 beau-jolly 154249@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ @ Jeni. Bugger! But so glad I didn't spend a while working up a proper sub! @ everyone else: <strike>Independant Scotland</strike> Ireland to change name to Hiber-Nation. The All New Jeni B on "NEAT-O 17/12/2012" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53366#post-154234 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 15:48:13 +0000 The All New Jeni B 154234@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Bj - Your Hibernian idea only works if it's about Ireland... Psycadelic Squirrel on "NEAT-O 17/12/2012" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53366#post-154230 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 15:37:44 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 154230@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53446&replies=1#post-154229">Kind of neato</a> beau-jolly on "NEAT-O 17/12/2012" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53366#post-154224 Tue, 18 Dec 2012 14:51:36 +0000 beau-jolly 154224@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Introvert tortoise comes out of her shell following vibrator treatment. See above (or below now) The All New Jeni B on "NEAT-O 17/12/2012" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53366#post-154064 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 22:42:46 +0000 The All New Jeni B 154064@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Forgive me...<a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53393&replies=1#post-154063">No shit.</a> malgor on "NEAT-O 17/12/2012" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53366#post-154029 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:26:48 +0000 malgor 154029@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Ooh, my medication just kicked in and I suddenly remembered this <a href="http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2006/12/22/pensioners-offered-chance-to-hibernate/">really old one</a> (from six years ago would you Adam and Eve it!) Not a Neat-O entry. Just a bit of nostalgia. Squudge on "NEAT-O 17/12/2012" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53366#post-153988 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 20:35:38 +0000 Squudge 153988@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ blimey, did I miss the starting gun? Here is my half-baked effort: <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53387#post-153987">Gasbag</a> malgor on "NEAT-O 17/12/2012" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53366#post-153977 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 19:27:24 +0000 malgor 153977@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ [Neat-O Direct] A tortoise in mid-hibernation, Mistaken for mid-constipation, Said to the nurse ‘I know it’s perverse But I quite enjoy the vibration.’ Gerontius on "NEAT-O 17/12/2012" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53366#post-153971 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 18:52:31 +0000 Gerontius 153971@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ My take <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53385#post-153970" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53385#post-153970</a> button on "NEAT-O 17/12/2012" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53366#post-153907 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 15:26:20 +0000 button 153907@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53376&replies=1#post-153906" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53376&replies=1#post-153906</a> Idiot on "NEAT-O 17/12/2012" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53366#post-153902 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 15:07:19 +0000 Idiot 153902@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53374&replies=1#post-153901" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53374&replies=1#post-153901</a> Perks on "NEAT-O 17/12/2012" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53366#post-153892 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 14:26:13 +0000 Perks 153892@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53372&replies=1#post-153891" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53372&replies=1#post-153891</a> simonjmr on "NEAT-O 17/12/2012" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53366#post-153889 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 14:24:45 +0000 simonjmr 153889@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53370&replies=1#post-153888" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53370&replies=1#post-153888</a> Bourbon on "NEAT-O 17/12/2012" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53366#post-153880 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 13:51:58 +0000 Bourbon 153880@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53367&replies=1#post-153879">I will start then hopefully everone will have a go to stop me winning. GO GO GO</a> charlies_hat on "NEAT-O 17/12/2012" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53366#post-153877 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 13:34:59 +0000 charlies_hat 153877@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I'm having a long rest from any Neat-O subs until next Spring. beau-jolly on "NEAT-O 17/12/2012" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53366#post-153876 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 13:32:37 +0000 beau-jolly 153876@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Independant Scotland to change name to Hiber-Nation. Just thought there was something in Hibernian Nation. Oh alright Not topical (Or funny really) so in here for safety. Vertically Challenged Giant on "NEAT-O 17/12/2012" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53366#post-153873 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 13:23:38 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 153873@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I want to submit a Neat-O entry to show that I am entering into the spirit of things after questioning the reasons for it existing. But I can’t think of anything. If I post a story that doesn’t contain this week’s theme is there any chance you could change the theme to be something that is in my story? Midfield Diamond on "NEAT-O 17/12/2012" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53366#post-153866 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 13:10:26 +0000 Midfield Diamond 153866@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ After much deliberation, the subject of the Neat-O this week is ... inserts stupid pause like those that TV presenters use to supposedly build up tension but in fact they just make people shout 'get on with it' at the telly ... HIBERNATION As usual, add a link here please if you submit your entry in the Writers' Room but if it doesn't really fit there, feel free to submit it below. However, bribes and other inducements should probably be sent as Private Messages. Bonus points if your entry makes it into a Zimbabwean newspaper.