http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53334 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 12:00:13 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53334#post-153851 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 11:34:07 +0000 Dick Everyman 153851@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice concept and agree with Wayland on headline - how about something along the lines of:</p> <p>Mugging upsets Scottish coke addict </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53334#post-153835 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 08:55:27 +0000 waylandsmithy 153835@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I quite like it, although the headline is a bit all over the place.</p> <p>But a Scotsman drinking coke? I thought they preferred that filthy Irn Bru muck? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53334#post-153827 Mon, 17 Dec 2012 07:51:27 +0000 Gerontius 153827@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Once again, spot on Mr B<br /> It's simply not on. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=53334#post-153782 Sun, 16 Dec 2012 23:20:31 +0000 Mr Brightside 153782@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>After searching high and low for a clean cup in his kitchen, Scotsman Cameron Shaw resigns himself to using a mug to put his coca cola in.</p> <p>"It's just not the same" he reported later.<br /> "A mug is designed for warm beverages, not fizzy ones. The mug feels too thick in my mouth to have cola running out of it"</p> <p>A Coca Cola spokesperson addressed the issue later that evening, "it's because it has a handle, simple, coca cola should never be drunk with a handle, if it was we would put a handle on our cans"</p> <p>Mr Shaw was later seen complaining that his pot noodle looked like a small portion. </p>